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Kicker661 said:Is my world upside down where a $400,000 payment to a Doctor is considered normal but a $100 electronic device is space station theory?
This gets directly to the point that I was going to follow up on in regards to my remarks about Phil Gaimon's comments.
First off, I have enjoyed everything that Phil Gaimon has had to offer cycling fans, and have even enjoyed some online direct interactions with him myself. So it is not my intention to target this at him, but rather to use what I consider him being smug towards the conspiracy theorists as a launching point for a little rant of my own.
As Kicker661 has alluded to above, for many pro cyclists, and those who employ them or work for them, reality has become so smeared over time that all sane and rational perspective has been lost.
Let's consider doping for a moment.
It is an act that most normal people would never in a lifetime find themselves engaged in. When we're talking about self-adminstering blood bags, from procedures that took place under questionable and usually risky environments—that's not even close to normal. If we can step back for a moment, for most people, such an act would be considered to be ghoulish and absurd. But in the world of pro sports and cycling? Oh, yeah. Nothing at all unusual.
How about injecting mysterious concoctions of god-knows-what, prepared by god-knows-who, into one's own body? By a normal person's standards, such an act would be considered grotesque, vile and beyond idiotic. But in pro cycling? Oh, yeah. Par for the course. As routine as putting on a jersey.
All rational perspective has been lost. Even to most of us fans. Such stories have become so commonplace that they don't even raise an eyebrow. "Nothing's shocking," to coin a phrase. We've become numb to the absolute insanity of it all.
Let's put aside the New Generation and all that for a moment. Plenty of the people now mocking the "cynics" were part and parcel of that distorted culture themselves, or are certainly well aware of the details of it all. Blood, chemical cocktails, home-brewed Frankenstein projects of their own making. That is the legacy of pro cycling. It was such a part of the fabric, and so routine, that even my pointing it out here feels pathetically redundant.
BUT SECRETLY ALTERING THE MECHANICAL WORKINGS OF A BICYCLE?
THAT'S CRAZY TALK!
Yeah. We're the lunatic fringe.
They're the sane ones.
Whether or not I personal believe that Ryder Hesjedal was riding a mechanically doped bike in that video is inconsequential to the larger debate. The fact is, for decades upon decades this sport has been rife with liars and cheaters who willingly engaged in acts that would be abhorrent to most normal people. But when questioning something that, at first, seems somewhat out of the ordinary, these "normal" people are then painted with the brush of contempt bordering on disgust.
Pro Cycling: A sport where genetic freaks ride their bicycles as fast as they can. Not to deliver medicine to those desperately in need; not to bring food to the hungry. No, they ride their bicycles as fast as they can in order to beat some other genetic freak to the finish line.
Yay for them.
Get some friggin' perspective before casting aspersions upon those who dare question the sanctity of the tiny, little world that you occupy.
Newsflash: To most people on the street, your entire sport is a complete joke. Not just those funny moments where bikes seem to take on a life of their own. So get used to it. And spare us the indignation.
