Watch for Jelle Vanendert to win, in order to fulfill the legend of the Plateu de beille, when...
He attacks and gains 7 minutes, placing him 9th one minute after Damiano Cunego.
Cunego doesn't realize Galibier was cut off due to snow, and bonks on the Aple d'Huez because of this.
Sanchez mistakes a bunch of goats with his own family, and states afterwards that he dropped out to prepare for the olympics.
Basso decides to take tips from the Schleck regarding tactics, and decides to wait for Schmyd. He shouldn't have.
Andy Schleck forgets to eat (and maybe also how to change his gears) and looses 8 minutes on the Alpe d´Huez.
Thomas Voeckler forgets to eat his spanish beaf before the Alpe d'Huez.
Cadel Evans is in yellow after the Alpe d-Huez (who would have thought) and goes crazy when Hinault tries to shake the hand of his precious lion. They get into a fight, simultaniously injuring Cadel to a degree that makes him lose too much time in the time trial the following day.
Contador is pulled out of the race, when Vino starts his new job on Astana, one of his functions being to clean up in all the old papers. He finds a receit for a caesar-salad for Bertie, on the alledged beef day.
Schleck seems a sure winner with more than 3 minutes to Vanendert before they battle it out in the time trial, but Frankie-boy is followed and stung by the families of the several bees that have already stung him this Tour de France. Jelle reveals some excellent TT skills and wins.
In august, Vino discovers he hasn't done his job very well, when he finds a receit for a spanish beef for Bertie, on the alledged beef day. Bertie is a free man, and lost the tour only because of Vino being better on his bike than in the office.
This is just for fun, and I don't mind any of these riders (except for hmmhmm*Andy*hmmhmm). Take it with a grain of salt.
