Would you franchise out and sell buckled wheels, another one selling punctured tubes?
Punctured tubes can be patched so no, that's too useful. You wouldnt want to actually sell something!

Not sure if you know this but in Bill Bryson's book about Australia, he came across a store in a small town that sold pet supplies and pornography. My favorite line went something like " I can't imagine what I'd need there, then again I still had nothing for the kids."
In all seriousness, if I had that kind of money I'd start a free-speech legal defense fund. It would attack anyone who tries to ban left or right wingers from speaking up whether in the media or on university campuses(more and more common), or just out on the streets. People like that need to be harrassed, bankrupted and destroyed. Sorry to get all screechy, but I care deeply about free-speech and nothing pushes my buttons faster than people who mess with it.