Any rider who uses Twitter during the Tour will have a 20 kilo weight added to their bike for the rest of the race. Two tweets, two weights. Three tweets, ye olde guillotine will be brought back into use.
Riders caught using earpieces will be forced to continue using them. Instead of being connected to their DS, an endless loop of Nickelback songs will be played.
Any rider heard to say, "I never tested positive," will be judged guilty of insulting the intelligence of everyone with an IQ above 80 and summarily stoned to death.
Riders caught using earpieces will be forced to continue using them. Instead of being connected to their DS, an endless loop of Nickelback songs will be played.
Any rider heard to say, "I never tested positive," will be judged guilty of insulting the intelligence of everyone with an IQ above 80 and summarily stoned to death.