Teams & Riders Tadej Pogačar discussion thread

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mou

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Rogla can no longer win the Tour of Uzbekistan, the only worthy opponent is a fisherman from Denmark, I like Remco because he iritates Belgian journalists and "experts", they will lose all their hair waiting for him to win the Tour so much that even a hair transplant in Turkey will not help them 😅
 
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my friend, there is no help for Almeida, Dr. Ferrari can come to train him personally and with the EPO bag he will yo, yo on the hill again, he was created for FDJ to pull Gaudu when he finally realizes that he will never be a top 3 GC contender
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What is your top 5 of all time? Taxus in first?

Talking about users, what happened to @CyclistAbi ? He has been missing, i like reading his posts!
I have inside information as I have a source close to the president of all slovenian cycling fan clubs (brother, mother, wife, you will never know! I am also not even on X to not get discovered). They realized that the well-oiled posting machine Abi was causing more hate than love for Roglic among other fans, which they won't have because Roglic is cycling-slovenias love child #1, pogacar #2. So they chained Abi again, took what they learned from creating him, optimized it, found the perfect candidate, let him ride behind a scooter ridden by vwpe for weeks, - voila: enter the even-better-oiled cycling data gen-AI mou, who will riot freely until cycling world likes roglic more than pogacar again. If they overshoot or miscalculate somehow, they plan to release Abi_the_2nd_cyclist, an Abi version with grammar, which will get roglic pope, president and a tdf.
 

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