Team Ineos (Formerly the Sky thread)

[ebandit]

rules

So that's another month and nothing

we got to see the list of team sky 'be kind to the bus' rules

how can you not see that failure to highlight 'no doping' here is obvious

indication that team sky are not really serious about ZTP

Mark L

ps take a look at the D walsh thread for endless amusement

 

[Bexon30]

So that's another month and nothing

What racing did I miss?! Hang about no need to call out outlandish performances where there aren't any. Looking forward to Decembers loaded programme also. Richie and Chris in full swing. I'd check Dave's refrigeration room in his deep dark cellar...

 

[MartinGT]

Whats happening with JTL?

 

[Benotti69]

Whats happening with JTL?

It is slowly being buried in the hope that everyone forgets about it.

 

[MartinGT]

It is slowly being buried in the hope that everyone forgets about it.

Aye no dount.

Its funny how none of the British Media are picking up on it.

 

[Benotti69]

Aye no dount.

Its funny how none of the British Media are picking up on it.

Par for the course.

I thought it was interesting to find out that Sky make their own supplements as they dont trust over the counter stuff.

Why did Walsh not take some to get them tested and see what they really were?

Sky making their own supplements sounds dodgy. Do they make their own saddle cream?

 

[MatParker117]

Par for the course.

I thought it was interesting to find out that Sky make their own supplements as they dont trust over the counter stuff.

Why did Walsh not take some to get them tested and see what they really were?

Sky making their own supplements sounds dodgy. Do they make their own saddle cream?

According to there supplement sponsors website all of there products are tested by HFL:

http://www.cnpprofessional.co.uk/t/quality-statement

To provide assurance to these athletes, CNP’s products are independently tested on a regular basis for banned substances listed by WADA (World Anti-Doping Agency). These tests are conducted by HFL Sport Science, a world class sports doping control laboratory.
Products undergo rigorous testing using an ISO 17025 accredited method. This testing provides assurance to the athlete that tested products are safer to use than non-tested products

 

[TourOfSardinia]

Anyone seen this before?

TEAM SKY’S RULES

We will respect one another and watch each other’s backs
We will be honest with one another
We will respect team equipment
We will be on time
We will communicate openly and regularly
If we want our helmets cleaned we will leave them on the bus
We will pool all prize money from races and distribute at the end of the year
Any team bonuses from the team will be split between riders on that race
We will give 15% of all race bonuses and prize money to staff
We will speak English if we are in a group
We will debrief after every race
We will always wear team kit and apparel as instructed in the team dress code
We will not use our phones at dinner – if absolutely required we will leave the table to have the conversation
We will respect the bus
We will respect personnel and management
We will ask for any changes to be made to the bikes (gearing, wheel selection etc) the night before the race and not on race day
We will follow the RULES

Wiggo risking it a bit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhdVr2Cn1OY#t=8s

 

[Benotti69]

According to there supplement sponsors website all of there products are tested by HFL:

http://www.cnpprofessional.co.uk/t/quality-statement

got to love this quote!

Many of these athletes are regularly drug tested.

Testing in sport, pull the other one!

 

[Grupetto1]

Sky making their own supplements sounds dodgy. Do they make their own saddle cream?

I think Christian Knees does. Quick everyone we've got a lead!

 

[Benotti69]

I think Christian Knees does. Quick everyone we've got a lead!

are you sure that's a lead and not his 'lad'......

 

[Benotti69]

Dr Pedro Celaya awaits Froome's Vo2 max.

Dr. Pedro Celaya ‏@Dr_Celaya 1h
@Digger_forum I will be doing some calculations of my own after their 'data' is released. Something tells me the numbers will not match mine

 

[Dazed and Confused]

Dr Pedro Celaya awaits Froome's Vo2 max.

Lol, gotta love how the dope doctors are lining up to do the number crunching.

 

[Dear Wiggo]

Dr Pedro Celaya awaits Froome's Vo2 max.

That's a parody twitter account, surely?

 

[pastronef]

That's a parody twitter account, surely?

yep that's a parody

 

[EnacheV]

For the bikering12 guys that keeps pedaling about Kerrison and swimming

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/nov/27/premier-league-team-sky-homegrown-players

it can be the other way to

 

[Bexon30]

For the bikering12 guys that keeps pedaling about Kerrison and swimming

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/nov/27/premier-league-team-sky-homegrown-players

it can be the other way to

"A restless curiosity to look for anything that will deliver a performance advantage, from sports science and medicine"

Good stuff then.

 

[Dear Wiggo]

"A restless curiosity to look for anything that will deliver a performance advantage, from sports science and medicine"

Good stuff then.

BC: We look everywhere, at everything.

Even doping?

BC: Oh. No. Not there. Just everywhere else.

It's like a scene out of Monty Python.

 

[blackcat]

23 thousand posts.

sir brailsford has a problem with PR.

time to sack his wife Fran Millar. how amusing that dynamic has played out. It is like the Bermuda triangle, but in cycling. Millar, Brailsford, Millar,

 

[Archibald]

It's like a scene out of Monty Python.

what, do the Cheese Shop sketch as a Pharmacy?

Customer: "What about HGH?"

Pharmacist: "Nope, the cat ate it"

 

[RownhamHill]

23 thousand posts.

sir brailsford has a problem with PR.

How many posters though?

 

[Netserk]

How many posters though?

785.

10char

 

[LaFlorecita]

785.

10char

http://forum.cyclingnews.com/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=17412

Hoggie is in the breakaway

I am only 75th

 

[Cyivel]

http://forum.cyclingnews.com/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=17412

Hoggie is in the breakaway

I am only 75th

I'm about 100th, no worries soon I'll be beating you all.

 

[Dazed and Confused]

I'm about 100th, no worries soon I'll be beating you all.

well, the question will be if you are doing it clean then.