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manafana said:
insider and outsider you nuts?
you ignorant?

there is obviously acceptance about doping. Lendl would have started it in a major way, and Martini Navratalova. I do feel some empathy for players like Martina Hingis and Richard Gasquet, who even tho I am sure they prolly did a bit, were left by the train platform on the doping station.

they just could not compete with the Olympic calibre athletes in this new power sport, which never really was a power sport, it was more about finesse and touch.
 
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SeriousSam said:
Probably deleted because it's really stupid, the sort of tweet you expect from a guy his age.

someone did not tell him that it is stupid to provoke the testers, there is probably some way they matched the urine metabolites and your sample code number, to you, so...they have come back to you to see how they fuzzy metabolites that are clearly not natural, they have come back to see if the fuzzy numbers cross a threshold.

The coach and doping doctors, have not told him about the rules for the insider, and the outsider.

there are sill rules for the insider even tho you are allowed to dope. You have to dope, but not spit in the soup, not test positive, dont rise these urine metabolites above a threshold. you do this, and you will be the sacrificial cow, the martyr.

Insider rule: allowed to dope, but do it on the down low, don't get caught and tarnish the brand of the sport, and their revenue.
Outsider rule: everyone are clean and nice people, and play sport for the succour moms (sic).
good post.
"do it on the down low" :D

This Kyrgiakos guy, what a fool.
The fact he's so surprised about being tested "two times in two months" tells us all about the testing in tennis.
I do wonder if they were targeting him. ITF looking for another disposable scapegoat to draw attention away from all the elephants in the top 20 of mens tennis?
 
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sniper said:
blackcat said:
SeriousSam said:
Probably deleted because it's really stupid, the sort of tweet you expect from a guy his age.

someone did not tell him that it is stupid to provoke the testers, there is probably some way they matched the urine metabolites and your sample code number, to you, so...they have come back to you to see how they fuzzy metabolites that are clearly not natural, they have come back to see if the fuzzy numbers cross a threshold.

The coach and doping doctors, have not told him about the rules for the insider, and the outsider.

there are sill rules for the insider even tho you are allowed to dope. You have to dope, but not spit in the soup, not test positive, dont rise these urine metabolites above a threshold. you do this, and you will be the sacrificial cow, the martyr.

Insider rule: allowed to dope, but do it on the down low, don't get caught and tarnish the brand of the sport, and their revenue.
Outsider rule: everyone are clean and nice people, and play sport for the succour moms (sic).
good post.
"do it on the down low" :D

This Kyrgiakos guy, what a fool.
The fact he's so surprised about being tested "two times in two months" tells us all about the testing in tennis.
I do wonder if they were targeting him. ITF looking for another disposable scapegoat to draw attention away from all the elephants in the top 20 of mens tennis?

yeah, you gotta pay your dues, and atleast make your rise thru the ranks credible.

kyrgios is a phenom, and a great responder to the peptides. i reckon CJC and a host of other SARMs peptides.

he is entertaining. I have switched my allegiance from Bernard Tomic, who I loved as a player who played chess on a tennis court, DFW would have loved his game, and especially his McEnroe'esque, off-forehand to the advantage service box, that was not slice, not drive, not topsin, more a table-tennis ping-pong push, or a squash drop shot that is not a drop shot, a drop swerve, not slice, but outside swerve. And as the London mayor calls it, "wiff- waff". with Bojo's melifluous flourish! have you ever seen Bojo do an inverted emperor's clothes parable? No? no have you ever seen Bojo do an inverted emperor's clothes fable in ancient greek mellifluous flourish first champer of homer's iliad? well, bully to you.
 
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^^^ have no delusions how kyrgios has gone top20 with a rocket.

meta rocket fuel. ^2

he does have talent. he does have some athleticism, but as a kid, he was a fatty boomba. not the italian slalom and giant slalom, tomba la bomba.

but the peptides are like a symbiosis. like Armstrong, they can really pump-prime the native talent.
 
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luckyboy said:
Tennis Photos ‏@tennis_photos 2h2 hours ago
Tweeted & Deleted by Nick Kyrgios! Was he talking about Rafa, Nole, Roger or? We may never know... [@Tehaspe]

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No, just a hothead letting his mouth write checks his tennis can't cash.

For all he knows, everyone else is getting tested six times per month.
 
Blackcat DFW = Foster Wallace? Yes bruv.

Djokovic 19 masters 1000 wins in 4 1/2 years. Get outta town. If only Murray, pure bred upstanding member of the empire could achieve such results on hard work and talents alone. No physical transformation there... the anti froome.

That girl is 13 in the first video? Reminds me of this legend of the game.

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alspacka said:
Blackcat DFW = Foster Wallace? Yes bruv.

Djokovic 19 masters 1000 wins in 4 1/2 years. Get outta town. If only Murray, pure bred upstanding member of the empire could achieve such results on hard work and talents alone. No physical transformation there... the anti froome.

That girl is 13 in the first video? Reminds me of this legend of the game.

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yes

foster wallace vale

delgados and i have riffed on
 
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from the froome thread
Dr.ugs said:
rainman said:
frenchfry said:
Merckx index said:
Wow, tennis player Sergiy Stakhovsky refers to Froome as a "doping star".
Pretty rich coming from a tennis player. The pot calling the kettle black.
Yes Federer looks like he's been at the AICAR

Mhmm. It would be funny if he stated that he just started with the glutenfree diet of Djopovic. Thus blatantly admits but also testiments to how screwed we have all been by the #insert eastern european racism here#.

Only now I've seen some pics of Fed at the French, and good grief he's skinny indeed.
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there should be better pics.
anyway, skinnier than i remember ever seeing him before.
legs a la Wiggins, arms a la Froome.
 
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sniper said:
from the froome thread
Dr.ugs said:
rainman said:
frenchfry said:
Merckx index said:
Wow, tennis player Sergiy Stakhovsky refers to Froome as a "doping star".
Pretty rich coming from a tennis player. The pot calling the kettle black.
Yes Federer looks like he's been at the AICAR

Mhmm. It would be funny if he stated that he just started with the glutenfree diet of Djopovic. Thus blatantly admits but also testiments to how screwed we have all been by the #insert eastern european racism here#.

Only now I've seen some pics of Fed at the French, and good grief he's skinny indeed.
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there should be better pics.
anyway, skinnier than i remember ever seeing him before.
legs a la Wiggins, arms a la Froome.

4 lbs. leaner i reckon.

but how much leaner is Djokavic. I think Nole has always been on the peptides for the last 6 years.

and Anna Ivanovic. google her as a 22 yo player to now!.

and folks, ceterus paribus, all things being equal. they were pro athletes with pro training regimens, and effectively had trained like pros since age 12 and children, so there was NOOOO way they would have put on excess lbs that their metabolism was not burning. There were no excess lbs. They had reconciled to an equilibrium with normal behaviour.

aka, all things being equal, nothing changes, latin, ceterus paribus.

so what happens? the new peptides.
 
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@Sniper i am thinking 4lbs.

it looks more, but that will be a visual illusion. Fed was always lean, low bf no bf, and he was like Sampras, and like Djokavic, really skinny upper body, muscles, but wirey or wiry, WIRY like an 800m runner. With the ballistic mvmnt, kinetic energy, they have that whiplash type movement, and the power comes from the legs and butt. and the abdomen for stability, not the 6pack, but the transverse abdominus that is the weightbelt type muscle that is 360degrees around the body from the insertion at the spine, all around the muscles of the inner body, and reinserting in the spine when around the body.

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good points bc.
still, it's interesting to see him and Dopovic having a slight preference for weight-losing drugs over steroids, whilst the other two, Nadal and Murray, seem to slightly prefer steroids over wieghtlosing drugs.
but those are just wild guesses from my part.
All four topdawgs will roughly be on the same stuff.
A rich coctail, that's for sure, including steroids, weightlossdrugs and bloodboosters.
 
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sniper said:
good points bc.
still, it's interesting to see him and Dopovic having a slight preference for weight-losing drugs over steroids, whilst the other two, Nadal and Murray, seem to slightly prefer steroids over wieghtlosing drugs.
but those are just wild guesses from my part.
All four topdawgs will roughly be on the same stuff.
A rich coctail, that's for sure, including steroids, weightlossdrugs and bloodboosters.

yes and no, you got it a little wrong.

there is still the power and strength drugs they will be on, Nole and Fed. The roids/hgh/testo/IGF1 IGF2

but the peptides for the weightloss strip all NON-Functional weight, render their face devoid of all tissue, see their cheekbones like a male model.

Murray is super lean. And even see the French guy, the guys in the top10 who does Mohammed Ali dances, he lost about 10 lbs I reckon, and the Canadian Serb 6'10" player has lost atleat 10lbs. not sure how much. He has lost a truckload. I even think Nadal is leaner, about 2lbs, hardly can recognise it, just a little bit.


Why lose the weight?
movement. defense. stamina. 5th set
 
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Federer, whom I love like Rocky 4, had a bit of a rage today after losing some points. He also whacked some forehands that reversed time.
Has he been using as much as the others or more? Perhaps he should eat something so he doesn't get all cranky on us. I had a fantasy that he would jump over the net and start beating the other dude and would get away with it blaming the peptides and all of a sudden the world was dope free.
But he was facing a spaniard so it probably would have been fairly equal, the tennis that is.
 
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sniper said:
Raonic hiding the needle marks on his right arm?

Sper, some of the peptides are like creams, and solutions (saline solution peptide) and trans dermis. Like a nicotine patch
or a testo patch for your nuts, like Landis.

i am sure the peptides can be intra venous and injected sub dermis, not just skin topical application
 
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Dr.ugs said:
Federer, whom I love like Rocky 4, had a bit of a rage today after losing some points. He also whacked some forehands that reversed time.
Has he been using as much as the others or more? Perhaps he should eat something so he doesn't get all cranky on us. I had a fantasy that he would jump over the net and start beating the other dude and would get away with it blaming the peptides and all of a sudden the world was dope free.
But he was facing a spaniard so it probably would have been fairly equal, the tennis that is.

He should have done this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM6x-sBoy1k
 
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sniper said:
Only now I've seen some pics of Fed at the French, and good grief he's skinny indeed.
federer_1604getty_630.jpg

there should be better pics.
anyway, skinnier than i remember ever seeing him before.
legs a la Wiggins, arms a la Froome.

That's from the 2014 clay court season. These are from his RG's 2nd round match:

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Federer's is a little odd. He has skinny arms, broad shoulders and well defined legs. There have been times over the years where he looked like he should hit the gym as he looked to be carrying some weight. Yet on most occasions it did not seem to hinder him.