The Empire Strikes back

[El Imbatido]

The Empire Strikes Back

Hilarious story for anyone who knows anything about Star Wars. It also involves Tesco. I can just see all the Star Wars jokes that are gonna come out now!!

But seriously i think the guy really should get out a bit more

Also did everyone else get the pun in the title of the thread Man, i am so funny.......

 

[Cobber]

He is obviously no Jedi. He should have pulled out his light sabre and wasted all of them and then he would have also got his lunch for free. Yoda is rolling in his grave right now......

 

[aarnold517]

haha, awesome story. the best part was the store's reasoning: "Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all appeared hoodless without ever going over to the Dark Side"

 

[pedaling squares]

I liked Tesco's response. But why didn't the dude just use the Force to have whatever he wanted fly out of the store and into his cupboards?

 

[180mmCrank]

"If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers."

LOL

 

[badboyberty]

Chad Vader

This makes me think of the "Chad Vader Day Shift Manager" series. If you haven't seen them you've been missing out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0

http://www.blamesociety.net/chadvader/index.php

 

[Steampunk]

"This is not the hood you are looking for"

 

[DonTickles]

I think he's got a case. Almost all religions change, just because Luke and Yoda didn't wear a hood in public doesn't mean the religion can't later mandate hood wearing in public. Just because it's a new rule in the religion doesn't mean it's any less valid. If tomorrow the Catholic church officially mandated the wearing of beer helmets anytime you're shopping for groceries, and then you kick me out of your supermarket for wearing my beer helmet then you're in trouble mister!

Also I'd like to point out that cutting the store employees in half with your light saber just because they are not allowing you (however fairly or not) to shop at their store is not the Jedi way, that's the way of the dark side. Floating things out of the store with the force is probably frowned upon too, but that's just a guess. Everyone who knows anything about the Jedi way knows that the Jedi way is boycotting and litigation, like this fine Jedi is considering.

 

[Alpe d'Huez]

Perfect response, Don.

Love those videos of Chad Vader, btw.

 

[xiyangyang]

good post!!

Ed Hardy Clothing Shoes and Accessories On Sale,Official Ed Hardy Store for all Clothing and Gear,ed hardy swimwear,ed hardy Shoes.
ed hardy
ed hardy shoes
ed hardy
ed hardy clothes
Gucci handbags
Find a great range of Ed Hardy products. Ed Hardy Women's Ellerise Lowrise Sneaker · Ed Hardy Women's
ugg boot, cheap ugg boots, ugg cardy, cheap ugg cardy boots,ugg boots uk are popular,we sell real ugg boots and other related boots
UGG boots
UGGs
cheap UGG