I love this paragraph out of SCA's letter to Tailwind's lawyers from Sept 7, 2004 ...
Second, your letter suggests that unless, the Tour de France expressly revokes Armstrong's title, SCA's obligation to pay $5 million in the present year "if Lance 'Armstrong wins the Tour de France in 2001-04" would be unmodified by findings that he employed forbidden performance enhancing substances or processes. If that is your assertion, we respectfully disagree. " Further, it is our view that proof of the use of banned substances or processes might entitle us to recover any prior amounts paid to Disson Furst/Tailwinds, or Lance Armstrong, under the Contract.
Neat.
Oh what the heck, the rest of the letter is really fun in light of recent events ...
For the avoidance of any misunderstanding, we consider it our right and obligation to any third parties who may have participated in the underwriting of this risk to thoroughly investigate the facts and circumstances related to DI'SSOD Furst/Tailwinds/Lance Armstrong's claim for payment under the Contract The purpose is to ensure that the terms of the Contract have been complied with in good faith and fair dealing and to be assured that any and aJl material
representations made at the time of contract formation, and upon which we relied, were true and materially complete. Before we release any of the money thaf has been deposited in the
custodial account set aside for this purpose, as described in my previous letter to Mr. Stapleton. we will necessarily have to complete our investigation. We hereby restate our demand for the cooperation of the relevant parties.
It is our belief that Lance Armstrong would be well served by. a quiet, confidential, but thorough investigation that puts to bed the rumors and innuendo laden commentary thai has arisen over the past several months with respect to his current and past performance in cycling. This is our intent If you prefer that the investigation not be confidential, but be illuminated by the spotlight of publicity, we will defer to your choice. For example, you did reference your potential use of "public relations alternatives" in your putative dispute with SCA. It appeared from your letter that this would be intended as punitive strategy. If so. we would caution you to ensure that: 1} it is not defamatory; and 2) it serves your own client's best interests. As you well know, public relations strategies, like brush fires, can take on a life of their own and do not always follow the intended path.