will10 said:
A discontented insurance company pays off a small child to hook a bag onto Lance's bars, provided he's at the front of the group when they come past, oh and riding very close to the crowd as usual, on the same side of the road as our hitman child is standing. I love a good conspiracy theory but this one takes the biscuit
I would find it funny if that was the case. As strange as things have been in cycling, that would not even be in the top ten.
Computers at labs being hacked
UCI officials being paid off to make positives disappear
Doped riders ratting out doped riders
Bicycles being given away and resold on ebay to avoid a money trail
Riders rushing to dope in the evening after the latest time they can be tested so that they won't test positive in the morning
A rider being stripped of 7 tour de france wins
Federal investigations
Witness intimidation
Rider's employment hinging on decision whether to dope
Rider's babysitting each others blood to prevent it from going bad due to a power outage
Riders almost dieing due to their blood bags going bad
Guys on motorcycles driving around blood bags
Team buses having fake break downs on the roads so the riders can refill on blood
Riders burying dope in the woods
Investigators receiving death threats
The threat is made to reveal a former tour de france rider's childhood sexual abuse to try to prevent him from testifying
A former pro-rider is offered 300,000 usd to fabricate claims against an outspoken anti-doping tour de france winner
A rider uses his clout to get a few congressmen to pull strings to interfere with an investigating agency
A cancer non-profit severing ties to its founding member
Every major sponsor bailing on a star rider all at once
The UCI being sued by a sponsor for fraud
The UCI selectively choosing which riders will test positive
A former world champion and tour de france winner calling for the head of the UCI to resign
A rider stripped of a tour de france win and not only admits to doping but does basically everything possible to destroy the structure that supports it
A rider bet on himself to win the tour de france six times in a row by taking out insurance policies
Insurance company sues said rider after he was stripped of all his victories
The most successful U.S cycling team is headed up by a coach that doped riders on the U.S junior national team
A rider wins the Thrift Drug Triple Crown series and the million dollar prize by paying off other teams
Backdated doctor's note being accepted at the tour de france when a rider test positive for cortisone. The same rider went on to win the overall. That years tour de france was promoted as the Redemption following the Festina crisis.
A rider comes back from cancer and continues using doping products which may have caused him to develop cancer in the first place
The present state of cycling is a bad movie.