FORUM WARS
A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
(Key Music, opening scene a small ship flying through space being pursued and shot at by a larger vessel. Cut to the small ship).
Mark Hamill: Chewy, I'm right (ducks a shot from a lazer gun)
Chewbacca (speaking Wookie): No I'm right
Mark Hamill: No, I'm right for this reason
Chewbacca: No, I'm right for this reason. You're just wrong (also ducks a lazer)
Mark Hamill: You just aren't open minded. I'm right.
Chewbacca: Mark, you're demented. I'm right I tell you.
Mark Hamill: You're wrong. I'm right
Chewbacca: You're wrong. I'm right
Mark Hamill: You are wrong.
Chewbacca: No. You are wrong.
ad infinitum....
(Cut to the other ship where Cersei Lannister sits on the throne to the right of Joffrey)
Cersei: Joffrey what is all this rot going on in that other ship. Don't they know we've now playing Game of Thrones in this story
Joffrey: I don't know mother, but luckily neither of them hold any sway in my royal court.
Cersei: We need to do somethin about them
Joffrey: OK, I'll have them sent to the Night's Watch. Their celibacy will be good for the future of the human race.
Cersei: Very good. I'm sure the people will appreciate your kindness.
Joffrey: I'll have Eshnar take care of it immediately.
(key, next scene).