The Lance Deposition Tapes (Complete Testimony Now Available)

[Polish]

When a professional arsonist takes out fire insurance on the home he plans to burn down, I am outraged that the insurance vultures balk at paying. Outraged I tell you.

The Insurance promised to pay if the house burned down.
Faulty wiring/Brush fire/Meteor/SpontaneousCombustion/Arson - dont matter.

Don't matter if Bernie Madoff threw a cigar into flammable ponzi papers.

It burns, we pay....
Don't try to reneg afterwords...
Heck, the whole peloton was made up of arsons lol.
They burned down 6 houses in a row previously fcol.
Who would take that bet? Greedy SCA suckers.

 

[ScienceIsCool]

Dave, think we need an astroturf forum, so all the Public Strategies folks can go and spew <hint: perhaps refine> their talking points.

And don't get sucked in by JV. I think he rode with one of the Canucks you told me about on Prime Alliance. He knowz. Cognitive dissonance and self-denial methinks. Pity. But a prototypical case in how one can hold dual and contradictory opinions on the one subject.

edit: think it was the other Canuck, well, one aint on GC now, but he was w/ JV on said team. Anyway, you have deepish background on the other.

Wait, what? You're talking about Svein Tuft. Are you saying Svein knows something about Mr. Vaughters, or that Mr. Vaughters knows someting about Mr. Tuft? What the heck are you trying to say (not say, but imply) here?

John Swanson

 

[Colm.Murphy]

The Insurance promised to pay if the house burned down.
Faulty wiring/Brush fire/Meteor/SpontaneousCombustion/Arson - dont matter.

Don't matter if Bernie Madoff threw a cigar into flammable ponzi papers.

It burns, we pay....
Don't try to reneg afterwords...
Heck, the whole peloton was made up of arsons lol.
They burned down 6 houses in a row previously fcol.
Who would take that bet? Greedy SCA suckers.

Would you agree that if they (the sport) revokes his title (as in "he's no longer the winner") from that year, he will be legally, and rightfully so, pressed to return the bonus?

 

[Polish]

Would you agree that if they (the sport) revokes his title (as in "he's no longer the winner") from that year, he will be legally, and rightfully so, pressed to return the bonus?

Well, he should at least donate the TdF prize money to LiveStrong.
Dot Org lol. Donate the bonus too. SCA should agree. Good cause.

But someday, after he is part owner of the ASO, he will be exonerated
Floyd too I hope.

 

[sartain]

Well, he should at least donate the TdF prize money to LiveStrong.
Dot Org lol. Donate the bonus too. SCA should agree. Good cause.

But someday, after he is part owner of the ASO, he will be exonerated
Floyd too I hope.

Polish,

You are one twisted piece of work!

 

[D-Queued]

Wait, what? You're talking about Svein Tuft. Are you saying Svein knows something about Mr. Vaughters, or that Mr. Vaughters knows someting about Mr. Tuft? What the heck are you trying to say (not say, but imply) here?

John Swanson

Me, I was thinking Matt DeCanio. Same team, same year he got busted for EPO.

Dave.

 

[Spider1964]

Race Radio pestering Lance on Twitter...

@lancearmstrong
Lance Armstrong
Reading the news regarding Angelo Mozilo.

@TheRaceRadio
Race Radio
@lancearmstrong You realize he paid almost $70,000,000 in fines? Are you ready to do that? Before you ask, no you can't use Foundation funds

Now that's Gold

 

[pedaling squares]

@lancearmstrong
Lance Armstrong
Reading the news regarding Angelo Mozilo.

@TheRaceRadio
Race Radio
@lancearmstrong You realize he paid almost $70,000,000 in fines? Are you ready to do that? Before you ask, no you can't use Foundation funds

Now that's Gold

Credit where due - that is some funny stuff!

 

[Race Radio]

@lancearmstrong
Lance Armstrong
Reading the news regarding Angelo Mozilo.

@TheRaceRadio
Race Radio
@lancearmstrong You realize he paid almost $70,000,000 in fines? Are you ready to do that? Before you ask, no you can't use Foundation funds

Now that's Gold

Dude blocked me again after that crack.

It appears Mozilo is the latest talking point. Kinda sad when your goal get the same treatment as the guy who had to pay $70,000,000

 

[Spider1964]

What springs to mind is the quote -

"Sir, If we are engaging in a battle of wits, I surrender... as I refuse to do battle with an unarmed man"

 

[Oldman]

Me, I was thinking Matt DeCanio. Same team, same year he got busted for EPO.

Dave.

It was doubtful Tuft was an offender then. There were others..

 

[webvan]

Watching these clips nearly made me sick, I trust Novotsky and his boys will put him under some more pressure when they talk to him!

 

[Dallas_]

Digger put these brilliant links(deposition related) in the Generic Armstrong thread.

This thread says thanks to Digger

http://velocitynation.com/content/2011/bicileaks-stapleton-and-knaggs-chat-frankie

http://velocitynation.com/content/features/2011/andreustapletonknaggs-transcript

cheers

 

[Cloxxki]

If Lance is worse a liar than previously rumoured, would he be a good candidate for a polygraph to support his truthfulness?

 

[Barrus]

If Lance is worse a liar than previously rumoured, would he be a good candidate for a polygraph to support his truthfulness?

Polygraphs are unreliable at best and in many jurisdiction cannot be used as evidence due to this fact (don't know how it is in the US, but really I don't take any polygraph result all too seriously)

 

[thehog]

If Lance is worse a liar than previously rumoured, would he be a good candidate for a polygraph to support his truthfulness?

He pays people to write on internet forums that he's an "inspiration" and "never tested positive". That’s says it all really. SSDD.

 

[woodburn]

He pays people to write on internet forums that he's an "inspiration" and "never tested positive". That’s says it all really. SSDD.

I don't doubt this for a second. Wondering how people discovered it.

 

[TubularBills]

I don't doubt this for a second. Wondering how people discovered it.

This is his PR Firm:

http://www.pstrategies.com/index.php/media-intelligence.htm

 

[neineinei]

I'd like to see one of their early morning e-mails after a burst of WonderLance.

 

[Race Radio]

This is his PR Firm:

http://www.pstrategies.com/index.php/media-intelligence.htm

Bazzaarvoice is his latest spin machine
http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showpost.php?p=420041&postcount=1

 

[Cheat Or Be Cheated]

He pays people to write on internet forums that he's an "inspiration" and "never tested positive". That’s says it all really. SSDD.

 

[Benotti69]

Fabiani not looking happy is he..

 

[BroDeal]

Some disturbed people, like BPC, only get paid in their imagination. Right now he is in stealth mode, thinking that if he only posts a few times per day then he can sneak up on everyone before he blows up in a craze of idiocy.

Fabiani not looking happy is he..

That's what we all do every time BPC posts.

 

[Benotti69]

That's what we all do every time BPC posts.

i'm more of a 2 hands over the face and then look to the sky laughing guy.

 

[MacRoadie]

Funny you should use a man (Robert Blake) found not guilty on the charge of murdering his wife (Bonnie Lee Bakely), but subsequently found liable for her death in a civil trial.

DCan we call that "Celebrity Criminal Face Palm"?