The most alien jumps ever

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danielovichdk2 said:
FoxxyBrown1111 said:
You guys know it... ;)








Ofc, it´s Horner on one leg, out of the saddle for hours, in stages 1 to 21 in La Vuelta 2013.
Nothing, absolutely nothing, comes close to this most grotesque display ever...
In LA words: "Not. Normal. At. All."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYqQ7vAetCE
Whenever you are in doubt of UCI's integrety, just watch this video.

What a freak!
He wonders why he can't get a ride in the WT.....lol :rolleyes:
 
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IamIronMan said:
FoxxyBrown1111 said:
You guys know it... ;)








Ofc, it´s Horner on one leg, out of the saddle for hours, in stages 1 to 21 in La Vuelta 2013.
Nothing, absolutely nothing, comes close to this most grotesque display ever...
In LA words: "Not. Normal. At. All."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYqQ7vAetCE
Was waiting for this post! It's cool, everyone has their #1 most suspicious guy :cool:
I am not going to disappoint you guys. Whenever it´s appropriate to mention Horner, ofc I do. :)

danielovichdk2 said:
FoxxyBrown1111 said:
You guys know it... ;)








Ofc, it´s Horner on one leg, out of the saddle for hours, in stages 1 to 21 in La Vuelta 2013.
Nothing, absolutely nothing, comes close to this most grotesque display ever...
In LA words: "Not. Normal. At. All."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYqQ7vAetCE
Whenever you are in doubt of UCI's integrety, just watch this video.

What a freak!
In all fairness... UCI did their best, but Horner out-smarted them, like blaming the anti-doping guys for his hide-and-seek games at this very absurd Vuelta.
 
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Cancellara in Roubaix 2013 after his attacked on Cysoing (I think?). Closed 45 second gap on Vandenbergh and Vanmarcke on 1km off normal road. Stybar dying in his wheel
 
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I can't find it, but it was in Roubaix, Cancellara catching a guy in a breakaway who tries to hold his wheel. Canc goes through a couple of corners and accelerates away from the guy while sitting in the saddle. The guy sits up and throws his hands up like "wtf am I supposed to do?".
 
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sniper said:
TourOfTexas said:
I can't find it, but it was in Roubaix, Cancellara catching a guy in a breakaway who tries to hold his wheel. Canc goes through a couple of corners and accelerates away from the guy while sitting in the saddle. The guy sits up and throws his hands up like "wtf am I supposed to do?".
that was leukemans in 2010.

ca. 6:00 into the next link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7xjsPqHg3o

the hand gesture:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTKWh1bLd-k
He's gesticulating about the motorcycle which is pacing Cancellara.
 
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red_flanders said:
sniper said:
TourOfTexas said:
I can't find it, but it was in Roubaix, Cancellara catching a guy in a breakaway who tries to hold his wheel. Canc goes through a couple of corners and accelerates away from the guy while sitting in the saddle. The guy sits up and throws his hands up like "wtf am I supposed to do?".
that was leukemans in 2010.

ca. 6:00 into the next link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7xjsPqHg3o

the hand gesture:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTKWh1bLd-k
He's gesticulating about the motorcycle which is pacing Cancellara.
You mean the motorcycle in front of him or the one in his bike?

:p
 
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The Hitch said:
red_flanders said:
sniper said:
TourOfTexas said:
I can't find it, but it was in Roubaix, Cancellara catching a guy in a breakaway who tries to hold his wheel. Canc goes through a couple of corners and accelerates away from the guy while sitting in the saddle. The guy sits up and throws his hands up like "wtf am I supposed to do?".
that was leukemans in 2010.

ca. 6:00 into the next link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7xjsPqHg3o

the hand gesture:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTKWh1bLd-k
He's gesticulating about the motorcycle which is pacing Cancellara.
You mean the motorcycle in front of him or the one in his bike?

:p
Touché! :D
 
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FoxxyBrown1111 said:
You guys know it... ;)








Ofc, it´s Horner on one leg, out of the saddle for hours, in stages 1 to 21 in La Vuelta 2013.
Nothing, absolutely nothing, comes close to this most grotesque display ever...
In LA words: "Not. Normal. At. All."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYqQ7vAetCE
Highly suspicious and absolutely brutal, but that's not an alien jump. Being hyper-strong is not the same as being alien.

But he did an alien jump in that Vuelta at least once (see stage 3).
 
Escarabajo said:
red_flanders said:
Botero jumped one time in the Alps, but I can't find it. Shocking accelleration.
TOUR DE FRANCE 2002 LES DEUX ALPES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOVQ4ZixhuM

@ 18:01 Axel starts the attacks and at 19:34 Botero was fed up!

Botero in the same Tour on la Colombiere:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLp96T39F6A

@ 12:02 Botero attacks. This one was more powerful.
Hey thanks, neither is the one I was thinking of but I appreciate you digging those up! I think he was in the Maillot Pois when he did it. 2000? I thought it was on the stage to Briançon, but might have been later after he got the MP.
 
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Botero won stage 14 of the TdF to briancon in 2000.
He wasn't in the dots jersey yet at that point.
The vid I found starts when he's already alone with good ol' Baranowski. Not sure how they ended up together at the front, but at the start of the vid you see they seem to have just put a massive gap on the second group (perhaps due to the jump you refer to...)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lYUaLKKvr4
At 13:50 Botero jumps away from Baranowski. It's powerful, but I doubt it's the jump you refer to(?)
 
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Tonton said:
Berzin toying with the rest, stage 4, Giro '94. Hilarious, ridiculous...
blob:https%3A//www.youtube.com/1d0f7776-621f-4491-ba67-8a92a0ea9d75

Attacks at 5:21, 6:03, 6:37 (the entire stretch is a must watch), and a Cancellara at 15:46. My first pick in the Fantasy Draft :p . Mutant with blond hair and sunglasses :cool: .
could you repost the link?
 
sniper said:
Tonton said:
Berzin toying with the rest, stage 4, Giro '94. Hilarious, ridiculous...
blob:https%3A//www.youtube.com/1d0f7776-621f-4491-ba67-8a92a0ea9d75

Attacks at 5:21, 6:03, 6:37 (the entire stretch is a must watch), and a Cancellara at 15:46. My first pick in the Fantasy Draft :p . Mutant with blond hair and sunglasses :cool: .
could you repost the link?
Sorry, see edited...
 
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sniper said:
Botero won stage 14 of the TdF to briancon in 2000.
He wasn't in the dots jersey yet at that point.
The vid I found starts when he's already alone with good ol' Baranowski. Not sure how they ended up together at the front, but at the start of the vid you see they seem to have just put a massive gap on the second group (perhaps due to the jump you refer to...)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lYUaLKKvr4
At 13:50 Botero jumps away from Baranowski. It's powerful, but I doubt it's the jump you refer to(?)
It might be his attack on La Madeleine in the stage Briançon - Courchevel (Tour 2000).
https://youtu.be/3d5U_FRCvBo?t=4m
 
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Alexandre B. said:
sniper said:
Botero won stage 14 of the TdF to briancon in 2000.
He wasn't in the dots jersey yet at that point.
The vid I found starts when he's already alone with good ol' Baranowski. Not sure how they ended up together at the front, but at the start of the vid you see they seem to have just put a massive gap on the second group (perhaps due to the jump you refer to...)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lYUaLKKvr4
At 13:50 Botero jumps away from Baranowski. It's powerful, but I doubt it's the jump you refer to(?)
It might be his attack on La Madeleine in the stage Briançon - Courchevel (Tour 2000).
https://youtu.be/3d5U_FRCvBo?t=4m
Yes! That's the one I was thinking of. Absolutely hilarious. Thanks!
 
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