The Official LANCE ARMSTRONG Thread 2010-2011

[warmfuzzies]

Yea, no way Contador would prostitute cancer patients the way The Uniballer does. CREEPY! indeed...

I'll see your LA prostitution of cancer patients and raise you AC's prostitution of children. But I'm going to make you wait another week before posting the link to AC's Limited Edition Pistolero Underroo Collection

 

[Anonymous]

I will trade you a Livestrong Christmas tree ornament for one of those books

Never forget the elliptical trainers:

 

[Berzin]

I'll see your LA prostitution of cancer patients and raise you AC's prostitution of children. But I'm going to make you wait another week before posting the link to AC's Limited Edition Pistolero Underroo Collection.

So, is this enough to get this idiot banned?

 

[warmfuzzies]

So, is this enough to get this idiot banned?

Aw Berzin, you hurt my feelings. Guess you're just jealous you dont yet have the AC pistolero underoos.

 

[Anonymous]

I'll see your LA prostitution of cancer patients and raise you AC's prostitution of children. But I'm going to make you wait another week before posting the link to AC's Limited Edition Pistolero Underroo Collection

Really, I would like to see the commercial where Contador uses images of cancer patients to shield himself from doping charges.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph6Gd2Cg4gc

Man, getting sympathy for yourself, making a buck, and hiding behind cancer patients to cover doping...TRIFECTA!

Nothing better than than using human suffering to cover being a taintstain of a human being. I am sure he chuckles to himself while he swims in his $250,000 pool bought with "Cancer Awareness."

 

[Anonymous]

Dude, I gotta tell ya, that is some sweet "Cancer Awareness!"

 

[Hugh Januss]

So, is this enough to get this idiot banned?

Over 30 posts in his first 3 days, mindless, pointless posts, sycophantic defense of 'the holy one', he is beginning to fit the profile, isn't he?

 

[WonderLance]

Really, I would like to see the commercial where Contador uses images of cancer patients to shield himself from doping charges.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph6Gd2Cg4gc

Man, getting sympathy for yourself, making a buck, and hiding behind cancer patients to cover doping...TRIFECTA!

Nothing better than than using human suffering to cover being a taintstain of a human being. I am sure he chuckles to himself while he swims in his $250,000 pool bought with "Cancer Awareness."

HATER.

Lance deserves those things because of all the good work he has done fighting against cancer and Alex Zulle. You're just blinded by hate.

warmfuzzies
raise you AC's prostitution of children

Yet another reason to like Lance, Im sure that we can all agree that he doesn't touch children (not without curing them of cancer first)

 

[Anonymous]

HATER.

Lance deserves those things because of all the good work he has done fighting against cancer and Alex Zulle. You're just blinded by hate.

Yet another reason to like Lance, Im sure that we can all agree that he doesn't touch children (not without curing them of cancer first)

I am sorry WonderLance. Please forgive me...and send me that chamois cream.

 

[Deagol]

Dude, I gotta tell ya, that is some sweet "Cancer Awareness!"

Wow, that is way over the top....
I guess you could help a lot of cancer vitims with a quarter million dollars, or buy a palatial pool. Actions/choices speak louder than words..

 

[thehog]

Wow, that is way over the top....
I guess you could help a lot of cancer vitims with a quarter million dollars, or buy a palatial pool. Actions/choices speak louder than words..

Hope rides again.

 

[warmfuzzies]

Over 30 posts in his first 3 days, mindless, pointless posts, sycophantic defense of 'the holy one', he is beginning to fit the profile, isn't he?

You are entitled to your opinions. But I'm not defending LA. I'm just pointing out that in the world of personal wealth, fame and capitalism, LA is more successful than AC. More GT wins as well. LA has a ready microphone with cancer awareness, and media spotlight can be used to make money. He's following a well-trod path with people like Al Gore with his warming and **** Cheney with war and oil. AC is following, but hasn't yet had the same success. Give him time.

 

[warmfuzzies]

I am sorry WonderLance. Please forgive me...and send me that chamois cream.

Dont forget to polish DZ NUTZ when it arrives.

 

[Anonymous]

Dont forget to polish DZ NUTZ when it arrives.

I prefer DZ NUTZ as it is specially formulated to not irritate the nasal passages of the sniffer of the cream. I got the tip from some Armstrong fanboys...but I bet you already knew about it.

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

Hope rides again.

More like Dope rides again.

 

[WonderLance]

More like Dope rides again.

I'll have know know that Lance has never tested positive to anything except medicated chamois cream. I know what it tastes like!

 

[Big GMaC]

Hope rides again.

Are you talking about Lance or Wonderlance?

Cos Wonderlance is on form.

 

[Ferminal]

Yet another reason to like Lance, Im sure that we can all agree that he doesn't touch children (not without curing them of cancer first)

Bahaha!

WonderLance, keep it up, you provide welcome relief during the coming month.

 

[WonderLance]

Are you talking about Lance or Wonderlance?

Cos Wonderlance is on form.

Its only June, I'm just ticking it over waiting for the July form.

 

[this_is_edie]

Its only June, I'm just ticking it over waiting for the July form.

pace yourself man. You wouldn't want to peak too early now. I count on you to keep me sane in the next few weeks.

 

[Hugh Januss]

Wow, that is way over the top....
I guess you could help a lot of cancer vitims with a quarter million dollars, or buy a palatial pool. Actions/choices speak louder than words..

Lance has gotta have the seduction grotto.

 

[Berzin]

Aw Berzin, you hurt my feelings. Guess you're just jealous you dont yet have the AC pistolero underoos.

Don't have 'em, don't need 'em.

My life doesn't revolve around some sick, twsited, sycophantic, homo-erotic crush like yours does.

But don't worry-I heard during Lance Appreciation Day you'll be running the sack race with Matthew McConaughey.

Guess whose sack you'll be slobbering in?

 

[Oldman]

You are entitled to your opinions. But I'm not defending LA. I'm just pointing out that in the world of personal wealth, fame and capitalism, LA is more successful than AC. More GT wins as well. LA has a ready microphone with cancer awareness, and media spotlight can be used to make money. He's following a well-trod path with people like Al Gore with his warming and **** Cheney with war and oil. AC is following, but hasn't yet had the same success. Give him time.

Lance is a trash talking Michael Spinks to AC's quieter, mature Ali.

 

[auscyclefan94]

HATER.

Lance deserves those things because of all the good work he has done fighting against cancer and Alex Zulle. You're just blinded by hate.

Yet another reason to like Lance, Im sure that we can all agree that he doesn't touch children (not without curing them of cancer first)

Just like Jesus curing the lepers!

 

[Mellow Velo]

Demol: We chose slaves for Armstrong:
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/demol-explains-steegmans-tour-non-selection

I thought Spartacus rode for Saxo?
Enjoy.