The Official LANCE ARMSTRONG Thread 2010-2011

[Moose McKnuckles]

Now that Contador has left Lance's team, Armstrong has moved up to being the 3rd best rider on his team.

Once Levi and Kloden leave, he'll be back at the top.

 

[Angliru]

And hordes of basques all jumping at his bike to crash him.


Noone could have survived that at all period. But Lance used his miraculous cancer powers to overcome every obstacle they threw at him and will carry on inspiring us with his amazing performance against all odds.

Truth, Justice, and American Way!

It must be Festivus. Time for the amazing feats of strength.

 

[Oldman]

Yes. He wheelsucked Basso for 40k. Even P&P said he got an armchair ride. But it was the correct tactic to use, since he didn't want to chase Bottle.

I thought RadioShack was one for all, all for one. LA should be working for Levi, not chasing stages.

You know that's not part of the final act script of the LA chronicles. There must be a BANG!, somewhere before he stops.

 

[Oldman]

It must be Festivus. Time for the amazing feats of strength.

But first: the airing of grievances. "Levi-you didn't stay up front and put time into AC like I'd have done if I didn't crash lebenty-billion times." "But Boss; you're supposed to set tempo in front of me."

 

[Beech Mtn]

But first: the airing of grievances. "Levi-you didn't stay up front and put time into AC like I'd have done if I didn't crash lebenty-billion times." "But Boss; you're supposed to set tempo in front of me."

Johan over the radio during the race: "Lance is dropped, Lance is dropped. Levi, slow down - Lance is dropped."

 

[Anonymous]

Good to see lance working for levi today

 

[Polish]

Good to see lance working for levi today

Agree.

Levi put 43 seconds into Basso today.

Lance was all set to crash into Basso if the gap came down btw.
But Basso still admires Lance greatly:

"“I have a special admiration for Lance. I am his friend and I respect him a lot as a rider."

http://velonews.competitor.com/2010...loton-sad-to-see-lance-armstrongs-woes_128377
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[BikeCentric]

Good to see lance getting dropped by levi today

Fixed that for you Dim.

 

[rides like a girl]

All the other teams better be on the watch. In an interview shown during stage 9 on Versus, Lance tipped the team strategy now...they are racing to win the important GC Team classification for their sponsor. I wonder if the other teams are worried and losing sleep?

 

[BroDeal]

All the other teams better be on the watch. In an interview shown during stage 9 on Versus, Lance tipped the team strategy now...they are racing to win the important GC Team classification for their sponsor. I wonder if the other teams are worried and losing sleep?

I think that is the way Armstrong will justify continuing to ride for himself, perhaps in search of a top ten, instead of helping Leipheimer.

 

[Oldman]

I think that is the way Armstrong will justify continuing to ride for himself, perhaps in search of a top ten, instead of helping Leipheimer.

Bro, you answered that like it was a serious question.

 

[lucybears]

Bonk has become the generic term for: "ran out of fuel", rather than food.
Fully recharged after the rest day, as we have seen.
(hope they didn't block the hotel toilets)

so he ran out of 'fuel' rather than food ?
I thought they had got that sussed, or are the testers not getting cleverer ?
No, he's still riding...

 

[Captain Serious]

So, how much time did Armstrong cost Leipheimer on Sunday?

 

[Benotti69]

So, how much time did Armstrong cost Leipheimer on Sunday?

probably all of radiosmack's winning bonuses that lancey was gauranteed as he won no.8 have to be taken out of their wages to pay the uniballer now....

 

[editedbymod]

So, how much time did Armstrong cost Leipheimer on Sunday?

http://www.velonation.com/News/ID/4...continue-as-Bruyneel-criticizes-Contador.aspx

Bruyneel with egg on his face after Vino"s win today. What a stupid guy.

 

[hrotha]

http://www.velonation.com/News/ID/4...continue-as-Bruyneel-criticizes-Contador.aspx

Bruyneel with egg on his face after Vino"s win today. What a stupid guy.

Wow. Yesterday I criticized Contador's moves but I'd like to think I didn't use such *** arguments as Bruyneel.

Also I'm not a DS nor Contador's former boss, so I don't need to show at least a little bit of class.

 

[Hugh Januss]

Well it is all about the team though. Who cares about that silly yellow shirt.

 

[bobs nob]

Wow. Yesterday I criticized Contador's moves but I'd like to think I didn't use such *** arguments as Bruyneel.

Also I'm not a DS nor Contador's former boss, so I don't need to show at least a little bit of class.

Anytime I hear someone say that they know what they are talking about, I brace for a wagon load of manure. And that's what that was.

Guess Lance isn't the only one who has lost his focus. Not to mention integrity.

 

[Publicus]

Anytime I hear someone say that they know what they are talking about, I brace for a wagon load of manure. And that's what that was.

Guess Lance isn't the only one who has lost his focus. Not to mention integrity.

Bruyneel just wants to talk about anything other than the sh!tty TdF Radio Shack is having.

 

[saganftw]

rodriguez would have won anyway with or w/o contador attack

 

[Anonymous]

Bruyneel rode a dopers coattails to 7 TdF wins, and he fancies himself a stage race guru. The old saying "He thinks he hit a home run, but he started on third base" comes to mind. I for one would like to see him go to Federal a$$ pounding prison as much if not more than The Uniballer.

 

[bobs nob]

Bruyneel rode a dopers coattails to 7 TdF wins, and he fancies himself a stage race guru. The old saying "He thinks he hit a home run, but he started on third base" comes to mind. I for one would like to see him go to Federal a$$ pounding prison as much if not more than The Uniballer.

I thought the expression unib----r was banned? Or was that just a joke?

 

[bobs nob]

Bruyneel just wants to talk about anything other than the sh!tty TdF Radio Shack is having.

He is doing a good job of attracting attention to his stooges.

 

[McClimber]

Lance sure blows as a team mate.

Looks like he has totally given up.

Finishing 5 minutes down on a midlevel stage.

Sure isn't supporting Levi on the climbs.

Good thing he doesn't care about the team comp. Good thing he isn't top five on the team.

 

[reubenr]

Lance sure blows as a team mate.

Looks like he has totally given up.

Finishing 5 minutes down on a midlevel stage.

Sure isn't supporting Levi on the climbs.

Good thing he doesn't care about the team comp. Good thing he isn't top five on the team.

Well, as Bruyneel says, "We might as well lose!"