The Seinfeld thread

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

"Oh no, don't you see what's going on here? No boxers, no jockeys. The only thing between him and us is a fine layer of gabardine."

 

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

Jerry; "what about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?"

Elaine; "fake, fake, fake, fake."

 

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents"

I'm Victoria, Hi [flirty]

 

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

Estell Costanza; "I come home and find my son treating his body like an amusement park!"

 

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

Uncle Leo; "Jerry, ..hello!"

 

[Bala Verde]

"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents"

I'm Victoria, Hi [flirty]

classic, hilarious!

 

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

Ha! yeah, that's a good one. George is very quoteable.

One of my favorite Seinfeld scenes is when Mr. Bookman the library detective pays Jerry a visit.

"I got a flash for ya joy boy"... Aw hell, just watch it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF2gZu3ygEQ&feature=related

 

[Lifeshape]

Pretending to be a proctologist, Kramer states he's an "Assman."

Not sure if this was already used up (no pun intended) but Elaine is in a pickle when she questions if each guy is "Sponge-worthy."

I'm Art Van....de...lay of Vandelay Industries. I'm an Importer/Exporter."

 

[ggusta]

The Doorman has a WILD imagination

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/19/nyregion/19strike.html?hp

 

[ggusta]

Pretending to be a proctologist, Kramer states he's an "Assman."

Not sure if this was already used up (no pun intended) but Elaine is in a pickle when she questions if each guy is "Sponge-worthy."

I'm Art Van....de...lay of Vandelay Industries. I'm an Importer/Exporter."

and you wanted to be my latex salesman?

 

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

Kavorka!

Kramer: I know what this is about father, I just spoke to her innocently just for few minutes. It's just that I, ...I have this power.

The Latvian Orthodox Priest: Yeeeeees, Kavorka!

Kramer: Kavorka?

The Latvian Orthodox Priest: It is a Latvian word which means; the lure of the animal.

 

[aarnold517]

HELLOOOOOOO!! LA LA LA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDbTrNNTqyQ

 

[Summerbiker]

They say the best revenge is living well. -Jerry

 

[JuandeBapos]

A festivus for the rest of us!

 

[goggalor]

A couple of good George moments:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emWKg4vKLbU - "But you had to have the BIIIIIIIIIIG salad!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GMZjkNW5b8 - "My father's gay!"

 

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

Elaine to rabbi - "Rabbi, what am I gonna do with my shiks-appeal?"

Rabbi - "Oh, Elaine, that's just an urban legend like the Yeti or it's cousin, the sasquatch. Now, another interesting fact is that Rabbi are allowed to date!"

 

[Christian]

George: "I like movies ... do they pay people to watch movies?"

Jerry: "Projectors?"

George "Eh, it's probably a union thing ..."

 

[Guttercat]

I must be the only person on the planet that didn't like Seinfeld. There wasn't one character that didn't annoy the hell out of me. Maybe that's the point of the show?

OK the Soup Nazi episode , and Elaine's dancing episode, were funny as all get out.

Frazier, however I thought was hilarious.

 

[nvpacchi]

Frisbee Golf is now one of my top 5 favorite sports thanks to Seinfeld.

"I proclaim this....THE SUMMER OF GEORGE"

 

[oldborn]

I just find this topic it is great way to relax.

Does anyone remember why Goerge actually sleped under the table ih his Yankee office, that was f..... funny

And that scene when Jerry had a girl with realy realy big hands, it is unforgotable.

Well!

 

[Mike LS]

my new favorite thread

 

[Christian]

One of the funniest episodes ever: The Limo

Don't remember any direct quotes from it, but Jerry was whistling "The Sound of Music" at one point