Tour de France 2020 | Stage 2 (Nice Haut Pays - Nice, 186 km)

[tobydawq]

For certain parts that wouldn't usually be exposed, it would be unpleasant to say the least.

I think you're unlikely to land penis first, no matter how much you're flaunting it

 

[ice&fire]

I don't get what UAE is doing

 

[federalski]

Thanks

 

[RedheadDane]

Thanks

I assume that was to me, not to ice&fire not knowing what UAE is doing.

 

[Gigs_98]

I assume that was to me, not to ice&fire not knowing what UAE is doing.

In my headcanon that's exactly what it was

 

[RedheadDane]

In my headcanon that's exactly what it was

At least it didn't turn up straight after toby's post...

 

[Hugo Koblet]

Madiot must be already regretting not have brought Demare.

Definitely. That's such a weird decision considering that shape that Demare is in and the fact that Pinot is so unreliable.

 

[bob.a.feet]

I think you're unlikely to land penis first, no matter how much you're flaunting it

I think with a straight back, body rotated to the outside, wheel contact from the inside causing you to fall and perhaps not able to unclip - it could be possible.

Heading out right now to experiment.

 

[Jan the Man]

I don't get what UAE is doing

TV exposure with the yellow jersey or alternatively it is a pretty good stage for someone like Formolo, albeit ordinarily maybe from a break.

 

[perico]

Who let Didi out of the asylum?

 

[Red Rick]

TV exposure with the yellow jersey or alternatively it is a pretty good stage for someone like Formolo, albeit ordinarily maybe from a break.

Neither Aru nor Pogacar crashed yesterday? So maybe they'll want to put on some pressure early

 

[BlueRoads]

I think with a straight back, body rotated to the outside, wheel contact from the inside causing you to fall and perhaps not able to unclip - it could be possible.

Heading out right now to experiment.

Report back.

 

[gregrowlerson]

Report back.

Not even Astana would try that.

 

[Breezy1985]

Not even Astana would try that.

Lucky for MAL that he didnt have his penis out going down that descent

 

[sir fly]

Fairly quick first hour.

 

[broppo]

they are not letting the breakaway go

 

[sir fly]

Kristoff's holding up very well so far. Wonder how he'll feel on Turini.
Should get more interesting as they go deeper into the stage.

 

[Red Rick]

Kristoff is gonna crush Turini for Aru obviously

 

[Breezy1985]

Kristoff is gonna crush Turini for Aru obviously

Kristoff to drop Aru on the Turini more like

 

[sir fly]

Kristoff is gonna crush Turini for Aru obviously

Gonna flatten it.

Edit:
Do you people remember that commercial for a certain car model featuring Ulle?

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

I think with a straight back, body rotated to the outside, wheel contact from the inside causing you to fall and perhaps not able to unclip - it could be possible.

Heading out right now to experiment.

Please do not submit photographic evidence.

 

[gregrowlerson]

Please do not submit photographic evidence.

Pinot pics only.

They are the GOAT.

 

[RedheadDane]

Pinot pics only.

They are the GOAT.

I pity anyone who just joined this forum, and are reading this. They're gonna think we're bloody mad!



(Not that they'd be wrong...)

 

[BlueRoads]

Asgreen looks like he did not even open his mouth so far.

 

[gregrowlerson]

Asgreen looks like he did not even open his mouth so far.

As green? You mean Sagan?