I think you should lie in, just like me. Bed pigs of Europe unite!
In fact, I am starting a revolution from my bed in protest at how cycling is being promoted elsewhere around the world besides my historical little traditional Europe!
This is not an insular way of thinking. I will go back to bed and then sandpaper my head instead of watch others enjoying MY Euro-only sport!
I am not really here because i have no interest in the TDU. In fact, I'm not typing this and I'm not in this forum either.
This forum is not European enough for me. Even this font doesn't have enough tradition for me to enjoy using it!
Cycling is ONLY European. It should not be enjoyed or promoted elsewhere. Let me know if you need me to repeat that sentence in every thread where the TDU is discussed! Until you get the hint that I'm not interested.
I hate the sport I love, cycling. I hate it being promoted, enjoyed and encouraged in other places around the world besides my own little historical snow-covered region.
If something doesn't happen here in Europe, it should not be recognised by anyone. Races like the TDU and the TOC are making cycling way too popular and keeping it alive and well all around the world, just as it is coming under attack from other sports. i would rather it to die off (like it died off on German television) rather than enjoy seeing it DEVELOP elsewhere.
I repeat, I don't want cycling to exist except in Europe. Europe is all that counts. Screw the millions of people who
don't happen to live up each other's arses, all in my same tiny over-populated European country.
It is winter ONLY right now, and in winter in Europe we don't cycle or want others to enjoy our sport because that would be sharing and that would suck. All or nothing!
Thanks for reading this. I am not really here and I am not really typing this. I have no interest in the sport I love, cycling, and I don't want to contribute to any discussion on this [insert your favourite insult] race in Australia.
kthxbai!