Transfers and Rumours that will never happen.

[El Imbatido]

And teamskyfans announce a name change (we do actually have a contingency for such an event or similar)

Something like:

Death To Team SKY or

BurnSkyBurn (BSkyB)

 

[Finn84]

Carlos Barredo and Rui Costa to the same team.

 

[Libertine Seguros]

André Greipel to Sky

Floyd Landis to Radioshack

Daniele Righi to BMC

 

[filipo]

Riccardo Ricco > Garmin

Look at the size of Ricco's head! Clearly doping...

 

[canyonball]

Carlos Barredo and Rui Costa to the same team.

http://twitter.com/#!/CARLOSBARREDO/status/89745563981058048

They are actually BFF's now...

 

[nobilis]

Cavendish to Colombia es Pasion

VDB2 to Rabobank

Gesink to Lotto Ridley

 

[Zinoviev Letter]

Vaughters was cursing his foolishness in selling Dan Martin to CCC Polsat on twitter today...

 

[bicing]

john gadret to anyone but teamgadret
- haimar zubeldia to lampre
- philippe gilbert to skil shimano
- michael rasmussen to rabobank
- matthew goss to radioshack
- jose rujano to green edge
- sylvester szymd to katusha
- przemek niemicz to katusha
- michak kwiatkowski to katusha
- daryl impey to green edge
- svein tuft to green edge
- andreas klier to androni
- linus gerdemann to anywhere
- levi leimphiemer to vacansoleil
- igor anton to liquigas
- kenny van hummel to colombia es pasion
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[nobilis]

Frankie Andreu to Radioshack as DS

 

[craig1985]

Cristiano Ronaldo to BMC.

 

[auscyclefan94]

Cristiano Ronaldo to BMC.

Hey, everyone is going to BMC so it is possible!

 

[craig1985]

Hey, everyone is going to BMC so it is possible!

I've heard Jack Tengrove and Jack Watts will sign for BMC at some point.

 

[auscyclefan94]

I've heard Jack Tengrove and Jack Watts will sign for BMC at some point.

What about Tom Scully? Instead of GWS he's off to BMC as well.

 

[El Imbatido]

What about Tom Scully? Instead of GWS he's off to BMC as well.

I heard Barry Hall and Adam Goodes were going to BMC and Mick Malthouse (sp?) was a new incoming DS as Collingwood didn't want him

 

[auscyclefan94]

I don't think Eddie McQuire would allow Malthouse to leave!

 

[craig1985]

BMC to be the 19th team in the AFL come 2015.

 

[greenedge]

Simoni to RS. A rider from KAZ into an ESP team.

 

[RedheadDane]

Cristiano Ronaldo to BMC.

Cristiano Ronaldo to any cycling team!

The phrase "Ronaldo should try cycling!", well knowing how badly he'd fare, is a pretty often-used one in my family. Seeing as cyclists are pretty damn tough while little Ronaldo-boy acts as if he was dying every time someone just pushes him lightly. Or runs closely past him...

No... I'm not degrading Ronaldo... where'd you get that idea from?

 

[sublimit]

Alberto Contador > Christina Watches

Any climber capable of winning a GT mountain stage > Sky

 

[Tuarts]

Alberto Contador > Christina Watches

Any climber capable of winning a GT mountain stage > Sky

John Gadret to Sky

He came 4th in a GT too, so must be able to win one and France was sort of British a "few" years ago!

 

[The Hitch]

Alberto Contador to Movistar.

Do i get an award for most probable transfer, that will actually never happen.

 

[LaFleur]

Mark Cavendish to team Sky... oh wait..

Mark Cavendish to Omega Pharma Quickstep

 

[sublimit]

John Gadret to Sky

He came 4th in a GT too, so must be able to win one and France was sort of British a "few" years ago!

Maybe. He could help John-Lee Augustyn go for the Tour GC and then change his mind half way through and ride for himself.

 

[The Hitch]

Angel Vicioso - priesthood.

Alejandro Valverde - Liquigas.

Thoughtforfood - CN forum mod squad.

 

[craig1985]

Angel Vicioso - priesthood.

Alejandro Valverde - Liquigas.

Thoughtforfood - CN forum mod squad.

Denis Menchov to Katusha.

Filippo Pozzato to be at Katusha come 2012.

Michael Rasmussen to Rabobank.