Oh, boy, it seems the UCI tries and tries again to do it right, from a commercial perspective. While all other major professional sports organisations have figured it out, except maybe the IAAF, once again the UCI fails miserably as their attempt to control and silence the doping problem, to deny it doing any further commercial damage, as their schemes get uncovered and, then, covered in the media.
Well, Patrick "Patty" McQuaid is probably at home, crying: Why does it always have to happen to me? Why am I the black sheep of professional sports? Why does the media pick at my sport and my sport alone? Why can't they just leave me alone?
They don't seem interested in tennis, for they have been doing the same for years and no one cares. Nor do they pick on football, they are still doing what my predecessor did, growing their saving accounts while maintaining that "there is no doping in the Champions League", without even trying to falsify that statement with, or even thinking about, a decent testing regime.
Why, oh, why can't I just fill my pockets? Now they don't even want me for president anymore.
Well, Patrick "Patty" McQuaid is probably at home, crying: Why does it always have to happen to me? Why am I the black sheep of professional sports? Why does the media pick at my sport and my sport alone? Why can't they just leave me alone?
They don't seem interested in tennis, for they have been doing the same for years and no one cares. Nor do they pick on football, they are still doing what my predecessor did, growing their saving accounts while maintaining that "there is no doping in the Champions League", without even trying to falsify that statement with, or even thinking about, a decent testing regime.
Why, oh, why can't I just fill my pockets? Now they don't even want me for president anymore.