What do you call teams in your head

[Izzyeviel]

Inside my head, UAE is still Lampre and I call it Lamprey.

I thought Bahrain were Lampre?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I thought Bahrain were Lampre?

Bahrain did pick up some of the Lampre riders and staff members, but UAE is the official successor.

 

[hrotha]

As a Lampre fan I flatly refuse to acknowledge any connection with UAE

 

[RedheadDane]

I saw someone refer to the Trek Devo team as "Team Nepotism". Which, to be honest, is rather accurate.

 

[wansteadimp]

That's Carlton Kirby territory.

As if he's noticed there's an attack.

 

[scribers]

Ineos
UAE
Bahrain
Movistar
Bora
Rent-A-Bike
Cofidis
FDJ
Trek
AG2R or agricole
EF
Quickstep
Contador's team
Arkea
Uno-X
Astana
intermarche
Jayco Alula
Israel premier tech
lotto

 

[Wyndbrook]

One word or two only, and usually what they have been for years.
Jumbo will stick around just as Lotto and Quick Step do, just about starting to use Movistar.
In cyclo cross I use Sauces and Svens team. Most of the others I just say one of the brothers teams.

 

[wheresmybrakes]

Depends if it's a team I like or not. If I don't like them, then it's "Them Fu***rs" or "The Wa****ers"

 

[Sciatic]

Perhaps we can have a spin-off thread of “What do the teams in your head call you?”

 

[Miss Violet Smith]

Perhaps we can have a spin-off thread of “What do the teams in your head call you?”

Any professional team condescending to notice me, would probably call me Lady Onyourleft.