Tour de France 2023 Tour de France, Stage 1: Bilbao - Bilbao, 182 km (Spain, Saturday, July 1)

[Izzyeviel]

Have you ever peed before? If so it’s like that but on the side of the road.

Yea, but i can't pee when theres a single person around, let around hundreds.

 

[Netserk]

Yea, but i can't pee when theres a single person around, let around hundreds.

Do you never use public restrooms?

 

[QueenStagiaire]

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Yea, but i can't pee when theres a single person around, let around hundreds.

 

[StryderHells]

Yea, but i can't pee when theres a single person around, let around hundreds.

Then you would need incredible bladder control to ride in a peloton.

 

[Red Rick]

Big wind coming from the coast. In this finale that should mean a block headwind in the first 2-3km of the descents before they turn around and get a huge tailwind towards the finish. I think you get only a very short time to close a gap here.

 

[Scarponi]

Not with hundreds of people around you & with millions of people around the world watching you.

The Dumo
Number 2 incident was legendary haha

 

[Izzyeviel]

Do you never use public restrooms?

I always wait for the cubicle, can't go in the urinal

 

[Netserk]

Then it's at least not completely crippling.

 

[wheresmybrakes]

I always wait for the cubicle, can't go in the urinal

You female?

 

[Boehmand]

Danish commentators saying Cofidis is riding their 15th Tour in a row without a stage win

 

[RobertCrawley]

Danish commentators saying Cofidis is riding their 15th Tour in a row without a stage win

Sad.

 

[Boehmand]

I can only urinate when a giraffe is present, but that's probably just me.

 

[Izzyeviel]

Then it's at least not completely crippling.

sadly there's only two types of people who use the cubicle. Me and those people with explosive diarrhoea who don't know how to flush the toilet.

 

[Rechtschreibfehler]

Danish commentators saying Cofidis is riding their 15th Tour in a row without a stage win

How is that even possible?

 

[Ricco']

sadly there's only two types of people who use the cubicle. Me and those people with explosive diarrhoea who don't know how to flush the toilet.

That's specially prevalent in shopping malls. Recently, only 1 out of 8 cubicles I tried were in acceptable conditions.

 

[Lequack]

Why are the sprint teams making a nuisance of themselves on these climbs?

 

[Boehmand]

On another note, the Danish champion jersey looks like crap, the bars of the cross take up alomst the entire back.

The vertical bar should only take up 15 % of the width (and obviously the crossbar have the same width).

 

[Rechtschreibfehler]

Jens Voigt complaining about the pronounciation of Lidl in English is hilarious, He butchers English on purpose

 

[Lequack]

Jens Voigt complaining about the pronounciation of Lidl in English is hilarious, He butchers English on purpose

I miss him on the motorbike.

 

[Boehmand]

Pedersen dropping so early, tells me he is riding for green this Tour.

He's saving himself for when he can gain points, rather than riding as a Dom for Skjelmose.

 

[postmanhat]

How does everyone pronounce Lidl then?

Kirby seems to be going for a Mexican movie baddie saying 'little'.

 

[Red Rick]

I expect Vivero to be paced very hard.

 

[RobertCrawley]

I expect Vivero to be paced very hard.

Yes, that looks like the launch point for the likely winner.

 

[meat puppet]

Jens is right for once

 

[meat puppet]

Yes, that looks like the launch point for the likely winner.

In before pogi solo to take a minute.