Damned idiot of a brother in law ('civility is compulsory' doesn't apply to extended family, does it?) had a row with staff at mother-in-law's nursing home, backing them into a corner and string of events that mean she's now being sent home after a total red herring of a hospital visit.
Previously, in Italy
Stage 1
Purplish points (I have a long-standing objection to calling that colour 'cyclamen')
This is the minor category in the game: stage points only, but without the weighting in favour of flat stages so it is quite different from the classification in the race itself.
| points | teams |
NARVAEZ PRADO Jhonatan Manuel | 70 | 1 |
SCHACHMANN Maximilian | 40 | 0 |
POGACAR Tadej | 25 | 11 |
BAUDIN Alex | 15 | 0 |
CONCI Nicola | 10 | 0 |
HERMANS Quinten | 7 | 0 |
VANSEVENANT Mauri | 5 | 1 |
TIBERI Antonio | 3 | 21 |
VALTER Attila | 2 | 1 |
THOMAS Geraint | 1 | 13 |
Three fairly popular picks mean nearly everyone is off the mark.
1 | Yellow_Knight | 70 |
2 | BluesInTheBottle | 28 |
2 | EvansIsTheBest | 28 |
4 | Anderis | 25 |
4 | BicycleBoy | 25 |
4 | Googolplex | 25 |
4 | Kazistuta | 25 |
4 | Laarsland | 25 |
4 | Laurens147 | 25 |
4 | Salvarani | 25 |
4 | Sam6 | 25 |
4 | Vladimir | 25 |
13 | Harad | 8 |
14 | AmisVelo | 4 |
14 | BartalliCoppi | 4 |
14 | Bminchow | 4 |
14 | DevilsElbow | 4 |
14 | DJW | 4 |
14 | Josedin | 4 |
14 | Madrazo | 4 |
14 | QueenStagiare | 4 |
14 | Search | 4 |
23 | ArchieBoy | 3 |
23 | Armchair_Cyclist | 3 |
23 | DJSprtsch | 3 |
23 | Leadbelly | 3 |
23 | Rufs | 3 |
23 | SamuCuenca | 3 |
23 | Scrooll07 | 3 |
23 | Shakes | 3 |
23 | SlowClimber | 3 |
23 | Titan31 | 3 |
33 | Peixotini | 1 |
33 | Rote_Laterne | 1 |
33 | Triley36 | 1 |
36 | Del1962 | 0 |
36 | RedheadDane | 0 |
| Collective_Wisdom | 4 |
Pink points
This is the main part of the game. GC points, Sprint and KoM classifications, stage points and bonuses for being in pink all added together as though the Giro were finishing now. So it gradually becomes more realistic. What you see here might not be a strong indication of where you will finish up.
NARVAEZ PRADO Jhonatan Manuel | 658 | 1 |
SCHACHMANN Maximilian | 430 | 0 |
POGACAR Tadej | 349 | 11 |
BAUDIN Alex | 283 | 0 |
CARUSO Damiano | 240 | 1 |
CONCI Nicola | 227 | 0 |
HERMANS Quinten | 198 | 0 |
VANSEVENANT Mauri | 170 | 1 |
TIBERI Antonio | 153 | 21 |
VALTER Attila | 137 | 1 |
CALMEJANE Lilian | 132 | 0 |
THOMAS Geraint | 121 | 13 |
GANNA Filippo | 112 | 0 |
MARTINEZ POVEDA Daniel Felipe | 109 | 20 |
and so on down to dozens of riders projected to get 15 points for finishing
Yellow Knight has the stage winner and pink jersey wearer (until a minute ago), but Caruso, Tiberi, Thomas and Martinez mean that Madrazo has a better spread of contributing riders.
1 | Madrazo | 870 |
2 | Yellow_Knight | 815 |
3 | DevilsElbow | 670 |
4 | Anderis | 626 |
5 | BluesInTheBottle | 617 |
5 | EvansIsTheBest | 617 |
5 | DJW | 617 |
8 | Googolplex | 612 |
8 | Salvarani | 612 |
10 | Harad | 599 |
11 | Laarsland | 592 |
12 | Bminchow | 585 |
13 | AmisVelo | 582 |
14 | Sam6 | 571 |
14 | Leadbelly | 571 |
16 | DJSprtsch | 540 |
17 | Laurens147 | 539 |
18 | BicycleBoy | 521 |
19 | Search | 519 |
20 | Rufs | 505 |
21 | Kazistuta | 498 |
22 | BartalliCoppi | 493 |
23 | QueenStagiare | 489 |
24 | Vladimir | 482 |
25 | Triley36 | 481 |
26 | Rote_Laterne | 457 |
27 | Scrooll07 | 451 |
28 | Peixotini | 442 |
29 | Armchair_Cyclist | 440 |
30 | SlowClimber | 438 |
31 | Shakes | 429 |
32 | ArchieBoy | 413 |
33 | Del1962 | 394 |
34 | Josedin | 389 |
35 | Titan31 | 387 |
36 | SamuCuenca | 374 |
37 | RedheadDane | 322 |
| Collective_Wisdom | 572 |
You'll have seen by now what happened in stage two: we'll see what it has done to the game sometime this evening, idiot brother-in-law allowing.