A coffee and a small Danish.

[Valv.Piti]

I did. Henrik Dahl it was

 

[Netserk]

Looks tight. Not many votes are needed for the marginal seats.

 

[buddy buddy buddy]

I did. Henrik Dahl it was

for real? that's sad

 

[Netserk]

I don't think it's sad to vote.

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

MOD Hat:
No politics please.

 

[topcat]

Reminder: this is a fact free thread so moderation should be unnecessary.

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

Reminder: this is a fact free thread so moderation should be unnecessary.

Is that a fact?

 

[topcat]

Is that a fact?

It's a mission statement.

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

Let's turn this in a semantical and political discussion. That has never gone wrong before

 

[RedheadDane]

It's a mission statement.

You want random statements that are not facts? I can help you.

I'm old.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

You want random statements that are not facts? I can help you.

I'm old.

We don't want any alternative facts either.

 

[RedheadDane]

We don't want any alternative facts either.

It's not an alternative fact. It's straight up not a fact.
Like the "fact" that your CQ team consists only of Basque riders.

 

[RedheadDane]

Admit it! You've always wanted a TdF themed... petanque set...

Yeah, I am also confused.

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

Admit it! You've always wanted a TdF themed... petanque set...

Yeah, I am also confused.

Do they come in yellow, white, green and red polka-dots?

 

[RedheadDane]

Do they come in yellow, white, green and red polka-dots?

Doesn't look like it.
There is a link to an online retailer, but since posting that sort of link is against The Rules, I decided against it.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Admit it! You've always wanted a TdF themed... petanque set...

Yeah, I am also confused.

Is it made from bikes that have been dismantled during UCI checks?

 

[RedheadDane]

Is it made from bikes that have been dismantled during UCI checks?

I don't know...
However, considering most modern bikes are made from carbon fibre, probably not.

 

[rallybanana]

(fabriquees a 100% dans la Loire)

Does that mean they're made in a river?

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

I don't know...
However, considering most modern bikes are made from carbon fibre, probably not.

"Zut alors, I zeem to have cracke-it my petanque boule Emmanuel"

 

[Sciatic]

Admit it! You've always wanted a TdF themed... petanque set...

Yeah, I am also confused.

I love it when pétanque players pull out their measuring tape that they bring to their matches.

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

I love it when pétanque players pull out their measuring tape that they bring to their matches.

Last Christmas I bought my grandma that "magnet-on-a-string" gadget they use to pick up their boules.
Best fifteen euros I ever spent, she still brings it up over coffee

 

[Sciatic]

Last Christmas I bought my grandma that "magnet-on-a-string" gadget they use to pick up their boules.
Best fifteen euros I ever spent, she still brings it up over coffee

Awesome! There is a lot of bending over!

 

[rallybanana]

Last Christmas I bought my grandma that "magnet-on-a-string" gadget they use to pick up their boules.
Best fifteen euros I ever spent, she still brings it up over coffee

Is it like a fishing rod?

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

Is it like a fishing rod?

It very literraly is a magnet on a string which permits older people to pick up their boules without having to bend down.

 

[RedheadDane]

Here's a fun fact for you, and don't come at me with your fact-free thread nonsense.
Eritrea is a bigger cycling nation than Sweden.