A coffee and a small Danish.

[topcat]

Is the crosswind strong enough to spill your coffee and lose a flake off your Danish?

 

[noob]

What is a small Danish?

I gather many Danish might not like this guy but you gotta agree this post is hilarous: https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=596127348540267&set=a.249428553210150

 

[topcat]

Cort who looks small to me is in fact 6 feet tall, so he's not small. Are there any small Danes to go with my coffee?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Cost who looks small to me is in fact 6 feet tall, so he's not small. Are there any small Danes to go with my coffee?

As we've learned during this Tour, Vingegaard isn't the tallest rider around, but Skjelmose is shorter than him. Anthon Charmig used to be quite small, but that was maybe 15 years ago.

 

[topcat]

As we've learned during this Tour, Vingegaard isn't the tallest rider around, but Skjelmose is shorter than him. Anthon Charmig used to be quite small, but that was maybe 15 years ago.

But how do they go with a coffee? Vinnie's riding style would definitely cause the viewer to scald themselves with burning hot coffee. Shockingly, I'm not an expert on the other two.

 

[RedheadDane]

As we've learned during this Tour, Vingegaard isn't the tallest rider around, but Skjelmose is shorter than him. Anthon Charmig used to be quite small, but that was maybe 15 years ago.

He was quite small when he was nine? Really?!
Even Mathias Norsgaard was probably quite small at some point.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

He was quite small when he was nine? Really?!
Even Mathias Norsgaard was probably quite small at some point.

Maybe, but I didn't see him up close at the time, so there's a chance he was born a giant.

 

[shalgo]

Here are some interesting facts for @RedheadDane

https://twitter.com/x/status/1535647068630433794

View: https://twitter.com/guegoethe/status/1535647068630433794

I don’t understand. A taco is not a food “ingredient,” it is a complete item of food by itself. That is like calling a pizza an ingredient.

 

[RedheadDane]

Here are three Danes, but no coffee. Mostly though, I just want to show the rather interesting set-up of the "AftenTour" programme.

That's still closer than the last two years, when the guest was "in" the studio via a web-cam.

They are creeping closer.
And closer.
And closer!

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Here are three Danes, but no coffee. Mostly though, I just want to show the rather interesting set-up of the "AftenTour" programme.

That's still closer than the last two years, when the guest was "in" the studio via a web-cam.

They are creeping closer.
And closer.
And closer!

Surely it's cheating to use a chair to make him look like a small Danish!

Also the Segafredo logo is visible, so the coffee part is sorted.

 

[topcat]

A relaxing cup of tea to wind down from the coffee and travails of the world. Go Froomie and go Rog, you can both do it still.

 

[sir fly]

A relaxing cup of tea to wind down from the coffee and travails of the world. Go Froomie and go Rog, you can both do it still.

What kind of tea?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

A relaxing cup of tea to wind down from the coffee and travails of the world. Go Froomie and go Rog, you can both do it still.

I thought this was a fact-free thread?
Surely they are still able to drink a relaxing cup of tea.

 

[topcat]

What kind of tea?

Lyons black tea. All the details are on the cup.

 

[sir fly]

Lyons black tea. All the details are on the cup.

Teabag or loose?
Sugar or honey? Milk?
Straight?

 

[topcat]

Teabag or loose?
Sugar or honey? Milk?
Straight?

Teabag. Do a bit of thumb and index finger acrobatics to the pic for other details.
On a day off from racing, it really kicked off on the forum today. Oh, to be young again!

 

[topcat]

As we all know, this is a fact free thread. However there are a few other threads that have lost touch with reality:
The Nibali thread: A fairytale of gross hyperbole and rapier wit.
The Froome thread: Delusion and sociopathy.
The Roglic thread: Play school gone out of control. Throw the rattle out of the pram.

Any others? And which one would you rank highest for sheer cringe, I want to crawl out of my own skin factors.

 

[Ilmaestro99]

As we all know, this is a fact free thread. However there are a few other threads that have lost touch with reality:
The Nibali thread: A fairytale of gross hyperbole and rapier wit.
The Froome thread: Delusion and sociopathy.
The Roglic thread: Play school gone out of control. Throw the rattle out of the pram.

Any others? And which one would you rank highest for sheer cringe, I want to crawl out of my own skin factors.

The Nibali thread is the best thread. I don't bother to keep up with the Froome stuff, its thr same over and over.

Now the Remco thread is good fun

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Vingegaard used to be a small Danish, but then he grew a bit in his late teens. He's obviously still below average height, but at least he was bigger than anyone else yesterday.

I tried to find a picture of him drinking coffee, but one of him being unsure if he was finally allowed to eat something after having starved himself for months was the best I could do.

 

[RedheadDane]

Well, don't go have coffee - or to a party - where @Samu Cuenca is hosting. If you're late, he'll make you pay!

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Well, don't go have coffee - or to a party - where @Samu Cuenca is hosting. If you're late, he'll make you pay!

I am a terrible host for a whole variety of reasons.

 

[RedheadDane]

I am a terrible host for a whole variety of reasons.

I guess at least you don't kidnap people.

Right?

Right?!

RIGHT??!!

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I guess at least you don't kidnap people.

Right?

Right?!

RIGHT??!!

No, of course not. I only adultnap.

 

[noob]

No, of course not. I only adultnap.

Taking a nap during a race though is deeply underrated Chopper asmr is the best

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Taking a nap during a race though is deeply underrated Chopper asmr is the best

We all know you fall into sweet REM sleep to the sound of choppers and João Almeida

I, on the other hand, would be kept up all night by them.