A coffee and a small Danish.

[RedheadDane]

We all know you fall into sweet REM sleep to the sound of choppers and João Almeida

I, on the other hand, would be kept up all night by them.

Are we talking a recording/live stream of João Almeida, or João Almeida actually being in your living room?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Are we talking a recording/live stream of João Almeida, or João Almeida actually being in your living room?

Are you asking me or noob?

 

[RedheadDane]

Are you asking me or noob?

You! You were the one who brought him up.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

You! You were the one who brought him up.

Only because noob likes his voice. I wouldn't do anything to or with him.

 

[noob]

You! You were the one who brought him up.

Exactly! I am the innocent one here. He's got a girlfriend recently btw, I was happy all day after seeing it

 

[RedheadDane]

Only because noob likes his voice. I wouldn't do anything to or with him.

But would you be a little worried, if he suddenly appeared in your bedroom, sitting on a chair reading a story?

 

[noob]

But would you be a little worried, if he suddenly appeared in your bedroom, sitting on a chair reading a story?

I am laughing my stomach into Roglic level of pain here

 

[noob]

But would you be a little worried, if he suddenly appeared in your bedroom, sitting on a chair reading a story?

What an absolutely horrific thought to have a cyclist in your bedroom in the middle of night. The smell :O

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Exactly! I am the innocent one here. He's got a girlfriend recently btw, I was happy all day after seeing it

Congratulations, I assume it's you

But would you be a little worried, if he suddenly appeared in your bedroom, sitting on a chair reading a story?

I would be thinking I was having a weird dream and be more confused than Jonas Vingegaard. But it wouldn't be the first time I had fell asleep in the wrong bed.

 

[RedheadDane]

What an absolutely horrific thought to have a cyclist in your bedroom in the middle of night. The smell :O

I... think they're allowed to shower.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I... think they're allowed to shower.

Noob knows they visit the bathroom a few times after dark and might have small accidents that could lead to them smelling quite a bit.

 

[noob]

Hey it's actually an interesting question which rider one wants to suddenly appear in ones bedroom reading a story. I'd probably pick someone whose voice I haven't even heard
Which was the Cofidis rider was it answering the accusation about them being vampires?

 

[RedheadDane]

Which was the Cofidis rider was it answering the accusation about them being vampires?

Geschke, I think.

And I don't want anyone to randomly appear in my bedroom!

 

[noob]

Geschke, I think.

And I don't want anyone to randomly appear in my bedroom!

I was wondering if it was him

I agree with you! It sounds like an absolutely horrendous experience for real. But since one is going to die anyway maybe it would be better with a vampire as it might just give eternal life if I turn into one?

Not sure I want eternal life though :O And eternal life as a Cofidis cyclist might be traumatic as hell

 

[noob]

What?! I can say hell without being censored but I cannot talk about roosters??? :O

 

[RedheadDane]

Not sure I want eternal life though :O And eternal life as a Cofidis cyclist might be traumatic as hell

Does riders who leave Cofidis cease being vampires?

 

[tobydawq]

Geschke, I think.

And I don't want anyone to randomly appear in my bedroom!

Not even Pinot's goats nicely chopped up and frozen down?

 

[RedheadDane]

Not even Pinot's goats nicely chopped up and frozen down?

I definitely don't want chopped up frozen down goats in my bedroom!
And killing Pinot's would just be mean...

 

[noob]

Not even Pinot's goats nicely chopped up and frozen down?

I'd take the goat! Alive! Not dead!

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I definitely don't want chopped up frozen down goats in my bedroom!
And killing Pinot's would just be mean...

Not as mean as killing Pinot (yes, I believe a human's life is worth more than that of a goat).

 

[RedheadDane]

I'd take the goat! Alive! Not dead!

I think having a living goat in your bedroom would be a recipe for disaster.

 

[tobydawq]

I think having a living goat in your bedroom would be a recipe for disaster.

It's only there to read you a story...

 

[RedheadDane]

It's only there to read you a story...

Hopefully not reading a book out loud.

 

[noob]

It's only there to read you a story...

Exactly, and it's not a lifelong comittment, just a one night story

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I think having a living goat in your bedroom would be a recipe for disaster.