Andrea Guardini Hyperbole Thread

[taiwan]

A NEW ERA HAS DAWNED.

With an EXPLOSIVE jump from 4th wheel today, the young Italian SHOT past a HELPLESS Cavendish to STEAL the 18th Giro Stage, and the Manxman's CROWN as KING OF SPEED. The END OF THE WORLD Champion's career? Well ULTIMATELY, YES!!!??!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????!??!!!!1

The picture - straight thievery from some guy's blog via a google search. Hope he doesn't mind =)

 

[Eshnar]

We need a thread like this to survive 'til tomorrow.

Great, great sprint by Guardini today. Never seen Cavendish beaten so straight in a long time. Maybe he got tired by the intermediate sprint?

 

[roundabout]

He will be unstoppable in downhill stages under 150km for years and years to come.

 

[Parrulo]

i don't think any1 has beaten cav this convincingly since probably 2008.

but guardini still has a long way to go. And i don't see a better way to start his way to the top then getting a nickname, the yellow flash? lighting bolt? suggestions are accepted

 

[Dazed and Confused]

Well done by Guardini. A bit of a highlight in this otherwise attritional nightmare.

 

[Eshnar]

He will be unstoppable in downhill stages under 150km for years and years to come.

Just wait until he gets some stamina

 

[taiwan]

The thread is tounge in cheek, but this win does mark Guardini's arrival in the top tier. Still not many who have ever beaten Cav mano a mano.

 

[Spine Concept]

i don't think any1 has beaten cav this convincingly since probably 2008.

but guardini still has a long way to go. And i don't see a better way to start his way to the top then getting a nickname, the yellow flash? lighting bolt? suggestions are accepted

Guamborghini.

 

[Hawkwood]

He will be unstoppable in downhill stages under 150km for years and years to come.

A downhill stage is simply an uphill stage in reverse, so those posters who don't like flat sprinters' stages will be happy.

 

[taiwan]

i don't think any1 has beaten cav this convincingly since probably 2008.

but guardini still has a long way to go. And i don't see a better way to start his way to the top then getting a nickname, the yellow flash? lighting bolt? suggestions are accepted

Good thinking, I was trying to make one along the lines "Lamguardini" or 'Lambordini".

What's his hometown?

Guamborghini.

Funny, I hadn't seen that when I posted the above.

 

[roundabout]

Just wait until he gets some stamina

You are right, today was just step one to world domination.

 

[Parrulo]

ok a couple more suggestions and we have poll material

 

[Fetisoff]

What's his hometown?

Tregnago (Verona), I believe

 

[taiwan]

ok a couple more suggestions and we have poll material

The Flea (small, jumps)

Dynamite, TNT (explodes obviously) The TNT from Tregnago?

...IDK someone else try, these aren't great.

 

[jens_attacks]

can't wait for 2013 tour of langkawi now!

 

[the asian]

He will be unstoppable in downhill stages under 150km for years and years to come.

Seconded

 

[the asian]

Cavendish is peeing in his pants at the prospect of handing over his prematurely given Olympic Gold medal when he will be humiliated by Guardini

 

[taiwan]

Cavendish is peeing in his pants at the prospect of handing over his prematurely given Olympic Gold medal when he will be humiliated by Guardini

No way, too hard.

 

[Spine Concept]

The Flea (small, jumps)

Dynamite, TNT (explodes obviously) The TNT from Tregnago?

...IDK someone else try, these aren't great.

The Verona Viper

 

[the asian]

No way, too hard.

Don't crush the mood

 

[taiwan]

The Verona Viper

Atomic Andrea

A-Bomb

 

[*G*K*S*]

The Verona Viper

Andrea "Remember That One Time I Smoked Cav?" Guardini.

 

[Spine Concept]

Atomic Andrea

A-Bomb

Do you reckon we have enough for a poll?

 

[Spine Concept]

Andrea "Remember That One Time I Smoked Cav?" Guardini.

Nah, cause we'd have to update it constantly.

 

[phanatic]

Andrea "Remember That One Time I Smoked Cav?" Guardini.

AKA, Whodini.

If he wins the Olympics, he should be called the Emperor: veni vidi Guardini