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blackcat said:
this thread has me laughing me títs off it is a fúcking great read (i include my own efforts in that
)special mention to mikkemus' opening post, now that is edgy and inventive stuff
You're all just jealous because you couldn't make it as professional runners
what, little fanbois angry that your hero (insert name) couldn't keep up
and to you mrs Gay well, you're the worst because Tyson himself admitted he took EPO and what did he ever win huh
grow up, the rest of the world and all underpriveledged Jamaican kids takes inspiration from his comeback from polio to be the fastest man ever
what, little fanbois angry that your hero (insert name) couldn't keep up
and to you mrs Gay well, you're the worst because Tyson himself admitted he took EPO and what did he ever win huh
grow up, the rest of the world and all underpriveledged Jamaican kids takes inspiration from his comeback from polio to be the fastest man ever
Oh. I Forgot to mention
Sally Jenkins just rang me. She's writing a new book.
it's going to be called "it's not about the spikes"
Sally Jenkins just rang me. She's writing a new book.
it's going to be called "it's not about the spikes"
BanProCycling said:
Yeah. It's true. You confirmed it. You ARE my grade 6 teacher Ms Remelmozer aren't you.
I can spot it. We even called you " the fun Nazi back" then too
So do you still fall for it when kids say that the dog ate their homework?
Want more proof that doping is more advanced than ever? Take Bolt out of the race and the WR would still have fallen
This is the best laugh I have had in quite some time. Thank you one and all!
I do have to vote Race Radio's "Hope runs again" and blackcat's "He is not running for you" as my personal favorites. I am a minimalist when it comes to good comedy, and those were perfect! But truly, props to everyone just the same.
I do have to vote Race Radio's "Hope runs again" and blackcat's "He is not running for you" as my personal favorites. I am a minimalist when it comes to good comedy, and those were perfect! But truly, props to everyone just the same.
Where are BroDeal, Epi, Cobbles, BigBoat? They need to get in on this fun! Too bad WBT and Nobody got banned. They'd have a blast with this one.
I was in the stadium with my daughter today from 10am am till 11 pm (all jamaican women and men won EVERY race, whether Qualification or Finals). What i saw was unreal !! I mean i saw Michael Johnsons 19,32 in the stadium live in Atlanta in 1996 and tought: unbelievable. But today, no, it was unreal. I am still shocked. My daughter is 9 and she asked what "product" did Bolt use. OMG, if i had those drugs in the early 90s, i could have improved my fastball from 74 to 82 mph right up to the minor leagues. Now i suffer in a "normal" job. All said and done: I said it before, Football, Track and Swimming is wayyyy worse then cycling. I am going to think to give up sports completely, it makes no sense anymore. Its abnormal and sick.
To be honest i was just going to the stadium today, coz my daughter really wanted it. I had my fun, my emotions and all, but after all, in the end, i am doubting BIG. Its not the way it used to be...
To be honest i was just going to the stadium today, coz my daughter really wanted it. I had my fun, my emotions and all, but after all, in the end, i am doubting BIG. Its not the way it used to be...
I hear he quietly repeats to himself before the start "We might as well win, we might as well win"
Seems to work!
Seems to work!
God hell, i listen to Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Nazareth and 80s Metallica now, just to come down from the worst, but then also the most emotional, day in sports ever (including every Epo-Lance-"Heroics"). I am confused completly....
Nevermind said:
Err, you might want to revisit that
As I am lead to believe: 1 Jamaican nut + 1 Black “Bolt” is still = to 5kgs
If you doubt that type in “Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day- WENDY” into the Joke finder in the web
Having said that, You do win. I don’t think that can be topped. Seriously. I just cacked it. Top shelf. Top. Frikkin. Shelf
(Can this web site please sponsor prizes for golden posts)
You know the sad thing about this thread? I think its that we aren’t even trying hard and they are coming thick and fast.
Poor kids. Here’s a 9yr old alert to it. The Sweet innocence of youth evaporates and we have mistrust and scepticism and cynicism. Yeah Lance & Mr Bolt’n’stein, great legacy you’ll leave for impressionable youngsters if you are ever exposed as anything other than superhuman
Ben Johnson was doped to his eyeballs (so much so the whites of his eyes were yellowed at times) and ran 9.79.
What I don't believe about Bolt is that a guy 6'5", a veritable giraffe, can move his legs as fast or faster than a short guy way under 6 feet. Forget the stride length: his cadence is that of a really short guy. No way without artificial help. Laws of physics, anyone? (You can't turn a long lever faster than a short one without being on high octane fuel, etc).
It's like a Cancellara or Indurain or Backstedt spinning up a Verbier or Ventoux etc. ahead of a Pantani of Conti. Or it's like 70mph down the Elysee ahead of a Cavendish.
Here's a pic of his girlfriend accelerating nicely:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...hot-putter-Lightning-Bolt-Thunder-Thighs.html
What I don't believe about Bolt is that a guy 6'5", a veritable giraffe, can move his legs as fast or faster than a short guy way under 6 feet. Forget the stride length: his cadence is that of a really short guy. No way without artificial help. Laws of physics, anyone? (You can't turn a long lever faster than a short one without being on high octane fuel, etc).
It's like a Cancellara or Indurain or Backstedt spinning up a Verbier or Ventoux etc. ahead of a Pantani of Conti. Or it's like 70mph down the Elysee ahead of a Cavendish.
Here's a pic of his girlfriend accelerating nicely:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...hot-putter-Lightning-Bolt-Thunder-Thighs.html
I bet Bolt would be dropped by Gay, if the WC only included some mountain top finishes. The 100m TT is just too decisive, again. Bolt is said to put out 520W, but at his weight, it would be a mere 6.76W/kg. I think that Gay puts out only 480 at LT, but that would well put him in the >6.9W/kg bracket, so he should crush him on Verbier.
If only the designers of the parcours would be less conservative, they could make the race a lot less predictable. They could learn a lot from the Italian and the Spanish.
If only the designers of the parcours would be less conservative, they could make the race a lot less predictable. They could learn a lot from the Italian and the Spanish.
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Dr. Maserati said:
yes, plus he has a longer femur than other runners do
as for that chunky chick, can i remind you "its not about the thighs"
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