So Barredo gets banned from Jan 1st through Jan and February.
Bruyneel conveniently gets banned for February and March allowing him to DS at Armstrongs final Tour DOwn under.
How convenient. How corrupt. You can just imagine it..
PM - look its like this Johann, we are going to have to be seen to do something, so how does January and February grab you.
JB - Januarys no good mate, got lance's farewall parade part V in austriala.. April and May are kinda clear for me though.
PM - April? Nah, no good mate, I had a plan to pay lance $2m appearance money to turn up in Flanders, mumble something about heritige, history, cobbles and how much he loves belgium and then ride the first 50k or so before having an "accident" and going home saying how dissapointed he was.
JB - Hmm, Mid april maybe, from just after Flanders to just before the Dauphine, would work out fine for me, we only care about the Tour de France after all.
PM - But then you miss the Tour of California
JB - ****, completely forgot that one what with last years occurances. Can we not just suspend the ban for a couple of years then everyone will forget about it, or we can just pretend we served it already.
PM - No can do mate, how about we say January and February and if anything comes up and it proves to be inconvenient just let me know.
Paddy, its time to go before your corruption makes us all fall out of love with this wonderful sport.