Caption This

[Anonymous]

Anybody know Italian for " stand over height"?

Hey Zamboni, you be careful getting off that thing!

 

[laura.weislo]

Post Tour de France stage 1 "Caption This"

Photo: ISPA photo

 

[pedaling squares]

Ja, you go straight when road go straight. You turn only when road turn. Is simple!

 

[krebs303]

Photo: ISPA photo

just remember, shiny side up, rubber side down

 

[craig1985]

 

[luckyboy]

 

[Hawkwood]

Eddy - "What's that you say `The roads of Liege Bastogne Liege dangerous...' sure a lot of riders got hurt when I rode it."

 

[RedheadDane]

Sylvain: Yes!! My little trick of "accidentally" dropping oil on the descent worked! I. Am. Good!!

 

[titan_90]

Cav: Damn it, my narcolepsy strikes again.

 

[Beech Mtn]

Cav: Cervelo is out to get me. I mean, that crash was clearly Hunt's fault, am I right? Did you see what he did back there? I was just minding my own business, cruising into the corner. It's not right that everybody blames everything on me. I am safe sprinter, don't you agree? . . . What do you mean "no hablo Inglés?" I've seen you on TV.

 

[metaCYCLE]

excellent one Beech!!!

 

[Beech Mtn]

AC: Right now you're wishing you'd stayed retired, aren't you?

 

[180mmCrank]

If looks could kill...

 

[Parrot23]

"This season, Christian suffered a broken collarbone at the Giro d’Italia, three broken ribs at the Tour du Suisse, and today, suffered two additional broken ribs and multiple contusions." (Garmin's description of Van Velde's injuries)

*How much battering can this guy take? This is crazy. He's getting crucified. With his broken ribs still healing, he started the Tour with it being very painful to take deep breaths (because of his still healing ribs).

Now this.... And it doesn't include his badly bust collarbone at the Giro wrecking last year's season as well.

Is this sport?

 

[lancaster]

Thanks Meta.

Here's one from today's TdF stage:

AC: You see Andreas jump on the front and ride full gas with you in the split behind? no? neither did I.

 

[craig1985]

CVV taking the meaning blood, sweat, and tears a little bit too far.

 

[auscyclefan94]

Photo: ISPA photo

Isn't it ironic that a German is helping a englishmen win?

 

[Roland Rat]

Apologies for quality, but it was saved on my iPhone (luckily, seeing as the others seemed to have mysteriously disappeared).

 

[craig1985]

Sorry mate, no image appeared.

 

[craig1985]

Whilst Eddy is not looking, Slyvain plans to slide his fingers out of Eddy's front pocket and collect the 50 euro.

 

[craig1985]

Global warming is really starting to take it's toll.

 

[craig1985]

I'm not crying, I just have something in my eye.

 

[Anonymous]

Now just stop being soo mean to me... OK?

 

[Beech Mtn]

 

[42x16ss]

Hey! You want a wheel change? I'll give you a F*#$ING WHEELCHANGE!!!