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ElChingon said:
From the Vino comeback thread:
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Kloden: "I guess slim fit hasn't arrived to Kazakhstan yet?"
Vino: "I always carry a fridge with me. You must trust me when I say baggy is better, where do you keep it?"
Kloden: "If my cap looks high too you, then you got the answer."
Vino: "Clever"
 
Dec 7, 2010
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insideout leadout said:

Frank: (With Bjarne we had cool bikes, cool kits, and now we have...scarves. What have I done?)

Fabian: "So I asked myself, 'Fabian, should you embarrass everyone on the cobbles two weeks in a row?' The answer, 'Of course!' We are not GC men after all. You can not afford to be polite on the pavé."
 
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badboyberty said:
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photo credit, Jeff Purves

Whaka chika wah..chicka
Whaka chika wah..chicka
Whaka chika wah..chicka
Doo do..do..do doo

Whaka chika wah..chicka
Whaka chika wah..chicka


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"Volare, oh oh, cantare, oh oh oh oh
Let’s fly way up to the clouds, away from the maddening crowds
We can sing in the glow of a star that I know of
Where lovers enjoy peace of mind
Let us leave the confusion and all disillusion behind
Just like bird of a feather, a rainbow together we’ll find
Volare, oh oh, e contare, oh oh oh oh
No wonder my happy heart sings
Your love has given me wings
"
 
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The guy in the background :-- "Hey!... Call the cops!... There's a suicide bomber disguised as a pro cyclist!!! run for it!!!!
 
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And now, the end is here
And so I face, the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I travelled each and every highway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way

Regrets I've had a few
But then again too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption

I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

Yes there were times I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out, I faced it all
And I stood tall and did it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now as tears subside
I find it all so amusing

To think I did all that
And may I say not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I did it my way

For what is a man what has he got
If not himself then he has not
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way


The lyrics fit surprisingly well. Particularly the 4th and 5th sentences of the final paragraph. ;)
 
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Roland Rat said:
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And now, the end is here
And so I face, the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I travelled each and every highway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way

Regrets I've had a few
But then again too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption

I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

Yes there were times I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out, I faced it all
And I stood tall and did it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now as tears subside
I find it all so amusing

To think I did all that
And may I say not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I did it my way

For what is a man what has he got
If not himself then he has not
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way


The lyrics fit surprisingly well. Particularly the 4th and 5th sentences of the final paragraph. ;)

Ah the Sinatra Doctrine. The Mafia, the Soviet Union, and now Lance.
 
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Sanitiser said:
There better be $2 million in this boot.

" This one's for my close personal friend, former team mate and all round all 'round great guy, Bertie Contador."

(showing The Boot...)
 
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Levi: "Wait a minute, did Alberto 'prepare' all of these?!"

Alberto: "Let me just 'firm this one up' a bit."
 
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"Is that...?"
"Yeah, Its Pegasus."
" Should we call a priest?"
No, just get a shovel. We'll bury it."