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[El Imbatido]

Here is a new pick from Algarve.

Luis Leon Sanchez: (to Contador) Fancy meat-ing you here.......
Alberto Contador: WTF

OR

AC: So Luis....what team are you racing on this year?
LLS Hi-Steaks Racing......oops...I mean Rabobank. Yeah Rabobank i think it is called.

 

[Boeing]

Here is a new pick from Algarve.

Where's the Beef now Alberto?

 

[craig1985]

Lance: So who here hasn't been with Eliza Basso?

 

[Michele]

"You see Hein, I know you've got da money but those are actually shades for ladies..."

 

[Zerak-Tul]

 

[The Hitch]

Li Fuyu denies allegations that clenbuterol has growth side effects.

 

[Elagabalus]

"And with the bad news there also must be the good news ...

...so without further adieu... Ladies and Gentlemen, Mesdames et Messieurs, meine Damen und Herren ...let me introduce to you the man seated next to me. Direct from Las Vegas where he's still doing two shows a day at the Sands....I give you funnyman Don Rickles!!!"

 

[Elagabalus]

"I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime (Are you listening Jeff Novitzky and the rest of you mutha' fvckin' haters!!)
And bad mistakes
heh! ...I've made a few (like the hospital room confession!)
I've had to do my share
of bullyin' to your face
and always come through (Like there was ever any doubt)

And I mean to go on and on and on and on (OK, Austin, sing it with me!)

I am the 7X Tdf champion - my friends
And I'll keep on cycling
Till the end (You see what I did there, Austin!!)
I am the champion (What's that Austin I can't hear you?!!)
I am the champion
No time for losers
'Cause I won the Tour seven times in a row!! ...

 

[ElChingon]

They may of banned race radio's but they never said anything about cell phones, ja ja ja ja...

 

[The Hitch]

 

[craig1985]

 

[Cobblestoned]

"Johann, Johaaaaaan. Not too fast.
Heard you guys are missing some bikes. Look, we just put a LEOPARD sticker on it and now they belong to us."

 

[insideout leadout]

"Funny...I have more history with that bike of yours than you do. Im in the recycling business for a good cause since it's building my fortune. I've put up some new items on ebay that your team easily could repaint. Now go tell your boss to start the bidding...the clock is ticking"

 

[Eric8-A]

 

[Eric8-A]

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/31st-vuelta-ciclista-a-la-region-de-murcia-2-1/stage-1/photos/161641

 

[craig1985]

Once again I will always be in Cav's shadow.

 

[El Imbatido]

Evans: I warned you about touching my dog!!

 

[BM1979]

Lifted from BikeSnob. Couldn't resist...

The Sheep " Im glad he is not a kiwi"

 

[BM1979]

Does my A**e look big in this

 

[BM1979]

It couldn't be could it , nah it cant be, Maybe it is

Rings Lance

Hey Lance I think I just found your left nut


Disclaimer - This is a joke and i do not find cancer funny . Im sorry if your offended

 

[craig1985]

Cadel's response to all the haterz.

 

[RedheadDane]

Evan's audition as The Tasmanian Devil

Yeah... I know he's not from Tasmania...

 

[Boeing]

Cadel's response to all the haterz.

“Err.... I don't read articles about myself (those few that I do are rarely more than 50% correct), and really, I pay more attention to the liquids and solids I flush down the toilet (good indicator of health and metabolism) each morning than what most critics say.”

 

[Boeing]

Or;

If ever there was a tool for a Tool this is it

 

[ElChingon]

That's the guy that keeps calling me Wheel Sucker!
Ja Ja, sic-um Cadel.