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[Benotti69]

Dan Martin forgot that he had to be home before midnight.......

 

[Christian]

UCI applies new regulations in order to make cycling more popular in Asia

 

[ElChingon]

Garmin, in an attempt to draw more children back into cycling adjusts the team kit to include oversize cute animal heads as the retro sunglasses fad really scared them away back in July, no word from the riders.

 

[gooner]

Why doesn't anyone want to race with me?

I always wanted to be like Andy on the bike.

 

[The Hitch]

Pat had a bet with vaughters. If pat got reelected, vaughters would quit the sport.

Vaughters replied " ok, but if cookson wins the election, you have to... "

 

[Beech Mtn]

Froome: Did you hear? La Florecita loves me now!
Alberto: Keep dreaming, conehead. I think she just lost some avatar bet.


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Cav: So this year, the theme is blast from the past. My Quicksteppers and your Saxoboys will work together to take out Sagan and Froome on the cobbles. I'll take back my green jersey and you take back yellow, OK?
Alberto: Deal!

 

[LaFlorecita]

Froome: Did you hear? La Florecita loves me now!
Alberto: Keep dreaming, conehead. I think she just lost some avatar bet.


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Cav: So this year, the theme is blast from the past. My Quicksteppers and your Saxoboys will work together to take out Sagan and Froome on the cobbles. I'll take back my green jersey and you take back yellow, OK?
Alberto: Deal!

 

[Beech Mtn]

 

[Beech Mtn]

Ivan Drago takes up Sumo wrestling

 

[Bala Verde]

2 extra large polka dots.

 

[kielbasa]

Obviously, climbing is where it's at.

Taylor Phinney in the great outdoors, as in waaay out of the closet.

 

[kielbasa]

Japanese tradition vs German engineering

 

[Beech Mtn]

All right. Let's get this party started. Welcome to the first meeting of Team Gadret. Y'all gonna love working for me next year.
It's a real honor for all of you to have made it into the ranks of the most prestigious team in the world, Team Gadret. I have high expectations
for everyone. Things are not going to be like they were in the past. You're on Team Gadret now, b!tches!

Green Hornet, you gonna to have to step it up a notch next year. None of this sh!t of getting caught out in echelons and not being there when
I need a bottle or something. You gonna have to pay better attention, son. You work for me now, you got that?

Where's that head dude, Underway, or whatever your name is. I can't be in the middle of the race trying to figure out how to pronounce
your crazy-a$$ name. From now on, you answer to "Clyde." You hear me on the radio yelling for Clyde to send the Green Lantern up front
with a rain jacket, you know I'm talking to you.

All right. Y'all get settled cause I'm just getting started....

{stunned silence}

 

[Dekker_Tifosi]

a golden oldie

 

[theyoungest]

a golden oldie

Lambik en de Overschatte Onruststokers.

 

[FitSsikS]

Taylor Phinney in the great outdoors, as in waaay out of the closet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ujfNFyetw

 

[42x16ss]

 

[RedheadDane]

Woman: He's doing something weird behind me, isn't he?


In Tour de Ijen, if you get on the podium you get, a nice hat!

 

[MatParker117]

 

[oldcrank]

Professor Declan Naughton from the School of Life Sciences at
London's Kingston University has begun trials to discover if
consumption of red wine will increase testosterone levels in
elite endurance athletes.

 

[Aapjes]

"I won a bicycle race and all I got was this T-Shi...eh...hat"

 

[BigMac]

It is not wine. Those are bottles filled with blood. Froomey having dinner with his fellow vampire associates.

 

[MatParker117]

 

[RedheadDane]

"Respect team equipment" my ****!

 

[burning]

"Respect team equipment" my ****!

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