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[MatParker117]

 

[Granville57]

"And I beheld and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand."

"And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth to kill with sword and with hunger and with death and with the beast of the earth."

Revelation 6:18

 

[mambo1]

And this lads, is how you protect your virginity from horny female tifosi.

I thought it was Sagan's new outfit for the TOC until I saw the BMC team jersey!

 

[Granville57]

 

[Afrank]

Contador: So I'm going to attack you on the descent, but you will be too much of a coward and bad descender to follow. You'll catch me sooner or later, but your team is going to be whittled down. It will be just a little preview of the chaos I'm going to cause you in the Tour. Where I'll be mercilessly attacking you at every opportunity. You won't know what hit you and after a while will be so tired from chasing me down you and your teammates will stop in exhaustion on the side of the road. Why am I telling you all this? Because I know you won't be able to stop me. And your too distracted by my brand new stem to hear any of what I'm saying.

Froome: "Wow, will you look at that stem! Hmm, he might have a chance to beat me with that."

 

[oldcrank]

Contador: So I'm going to attack you on the descent, but you will be too much of a coward and bad descender to follow.

Check the video from stage 16 TdF 2013 to see who is the bad descender,
my friend.

 

[LaFlorecita]

Check the video from stage 16 TdF 2013 to see who is the bad descender,
my friend.

Even the best descenders crash at times

 

[Granville57]

Check the video...

Way to miss the point of this thread.


Btw, great post, Afrank.

 

[Siriuscat]

mmmmmmmmm....

PAH!!

Amateurs....

 

[ciranda]

Sort of scary how all three have the exact same expression both times.

 

[Granville57]

Sort of scary how all three have the exact same expression both times.

Sort of scary how all three seem to have never gotten out in the sun.

 

[mewmewmew13]

Fabian wants you to know he is not happy...

 

[Beech Mtn]

Fabian wants you to know he is not happy...

Maybe Fabian thinks Wiggo is standing on the wrong side of the podium, and he's saving up his anger for a future book

 

[Carstenbf]

Fabian wants you to know he is not happy...

Was at the podium in Copenhagen. Fabi was definately not happy!

 

[MatParker117]

 

[Afrank]

Hmm, this one might have been too big to feed to my pythons.

 

[Granville57]

Even the King of the Jungle is not a fan of fixie hipsters.

 

[Vino's Mum]

After a close encounter at the Anatomic Jock Race, Christopher decided to go to Europe and pedal much faster than he had in previous years.

 

[Siriuscat]

Noting the inefficiencient use of wattage in the lion's gait Chris dropped his bars another 40mm and was able to increase his own wattage by 15% escaping the lions clutches

 

[ciranda]

Crazy similar position on the bike.

 

[MatParker117]

 

[Vino's Mum]

How's that selfie, Alberto?

 

[Afrank]

Visconti: "LOL, Vincenzo! That jersey sucks."
Nibali: "Oh! Like yours at Movistar was so great!"

 

[jens_attacks]

visconti "lolololol wtf is that on your chest?"

the guy behind nibali with the camera "poor basztard,he has to wear that ntz ntz"

nibali "i swear on my mother that today i will get rid of this. capisci?!!"

 

[benzwire]

Would bang