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[indurain666]

pharmstrong's new Leadville 100 "Jailhouse" model Trek.

hehehe good one

 

[pedaling squares]

"Uh, just how the hell am I supposed to win now Barney?"

"Who cares Franck? Attack maybe? Hey, better luck next year. Hee hee!"

 

[pedaling squares]

 

[usedtobefast]

"Ok! what's everybody having? Stuey!, get up from under the table and talk to these people."

 

[rxgqgxnyfz]

Bjarne: Spit it out, Andy.

Andy: uhhh, okay. My naemi iz Andy and i'm an alhologiiiiik.. zzz.... zzzzzzzzzz....

Everyone: uhhh, hi andy, we guess...

Bjarne: Why i became his partner again? Hmm, can they revoke my membership at anonymous dopers association because of this failure?
________
Weed

 

[RedheadDane]

Andy: Why is it always me sitting here... Stuey was a part of it too you know. But noo, he's old... he gets to rest!

 

[craig1985]

I'm here to cleanse ze pool.

 

[Anonymous]

"... first Bjarne and I would like to thank the Spanish media for their generous donation of so many microphones to the World Microphone Shortage Relief Effort
... and second before Bjarne's tranquilizers wear off I would like to confess, for the record, that it was just a tiny tiny sipe of homemade elderberry wine and we were both in bed and sound asleep by 9PM
... gotta go now!"

 

[Steel4Ever]

"Uh, just how the hell am I supposed to win now Barney?"

"Who cares Franck? Attack maybe? Hey, better luck next year. Hee hee!"

That's funny (to me, anyway -- maybe it's just the West Coast sense of humour!).
Thanks!

 

[Beech Mtn]

It's 1976, Pippo just finished washing his Trans Am, and is headed into his trailer to watch rasslin' and drink a Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull.

 

[Michielveedeebee]

see what you guys can do with this:

Hutarovich: Vat happened to my face? Vy have I the Hamster man face?

 

[craig1985]

It's 1976, Pippo just finished washing his Trans Am, and is headed into his trailer to watch rasslin' and drink a Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull.

Top work there.

 

[lancaster]

I'm here to cleanse ze pool.

Pippo "i'm happy to make my debut in "babes on bikes" i targeted it as a season goal and....
what? not babes on bikes!!!"

 

[RedheadDane]

Cav: I can flyyyyy!!!!

 

[The Hitch]

"Uh, just how the hell am I supposed to win now Barney?"

"Who cares Franck? Attack maybe? Hey, better luck next year. Hee hee!"

Very nice.

 

[The Hitch]

To the tune of Don Mclean - American Pie (especially the verse which starts at 5:50 and ends at 6:20 on this video from which this plagarises heavily)


And as Andy confessed on the stage
The Jesters hands were clinched in fists of rage
No angel born in hell
Could break that Satans spell
Because as Andy partied through the night
The jesters hopes they all crept out of sight
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day ...
the music ..
died.

Key:
Jester = Frank Schleck
Satan = Bjarne Riis
Music = chances of Frank Schleck winning a gt.
Angel born in hell = Dr Fuentes

 

[Siriuscat]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[The Hitch]

Cav: I can flyyyyy!!!!

Flight 001 to Geelong is preparing for take off.

On a more serious note, i wouldnt be surprised if, seeing as this was stage 13, cav thought the finishing line was cursed or something. we have seen Cancellara wear and upside down 13 before.

 

[maltiv]

[/I]

Phil and Ligget: "Cavendish is absolutely flying this afternoon at this bikerace!"

 

[Anonymous]

Cav: I can flyyyyy!!!!

I'm NOT a one trick pony anymore! Look at this! And I havedn't crashed anyone out.... yet...

 

[RedheadDane]

Flight 001 to Geelong is preparing for take off.

On a more serious note, i wouldnt be surprised if, seeing as this was stage 13, cav thought the finishing line was cursed or something. we have seen Cancellara wear and upside down 13 before.

On the other hand... people have won stage 13 many times before... no one's ever done that!

 

[The Hitch]

On the other hand... people have won stage 13 many times before... no one's ever done that!

Or maybe people dont do buny hops on stage 13 because they are scared that, it being stage 13, they will fall.
You think of that huh?

 

[RedheadDane]

Or maybe people dont do buny hops on stage 13 because they are scared that, it being stage 13, they will fall.
You think of that huh?

Hmm... maybe... and then Cav was just "Hey! I'm not scared! I'm gonna flyyyyy across that line!"

Or... maybe he's just crazy!

 

[jens_attacks]

Or... maybe he's just crazy!

true.

cocaine fuccs with your brain at one point or another.

 

[RedheadDane]

true.

cocaine fuccs with your brain at one point or another.

Naah... that's Boonen...

But I think enough times of knocking your head into the ground will... ya know... rattle your brain a little...