Caption This

[Bike Opera]

No, no, you miss understood, I wasn't offended by them or anything like that, I just pointing out two riders and I wasn't making a caption for it. There are no rules or anything like that. Sorry if I wasn't being clear.

I most certainly did misread your post. More sleep and less internet might be in order.
Well, the photos might be more clinic material actually...captioning without making references to doping would have been difficult.

 

[craig1985]

 

[lancaster]

If you look carefully you will see Chris Horner and Floyd Landis. This isn't really a caption BTW.

flandis: so lance are you sure "hiding in plain sight" will work

 

[Cobber]

"Lance, I am your father...."

 

[slowoldman]

Hello and welcome, I would like to invite all riders to a complimentary steak dinner provided by the Spanish beef growers association on this gorgeous rest day before we have the decisive stage over the Tourmalet.

 

[Carlo Algatrensig]

"Now this asthma inhaler you've lent me. Are you sure it doesnt contain Clenbeuterol?"

 

[Boeing]

"Lance, I am your father...."

\


we have a winner

genius

 

[Dalakhani]

"Is it just me or does this shoe smell like clenbuterol?"

 

[Dalakhani]

"Do you think we could hide a blood bag in this?

 

[Joe in LA]

An image taken seconds before Alberto took that unfortunate bite of his shoe and got plasticizers in his blood.

 

[Boeing]

Little kid to Contador-

And you are? I vaguely remember you from a weird homo erotic add i saw during my school holidays..

Or...

is that an asthma inhaler in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

 

[Irish2009]

Contador on a recent tour of local schools to promote cycling in his home region....

"Hey Kid, you've still got puppy fat there, you need to get yourself on the Clenbeutrol"

 

[craig1985]

Does this taste like steak?

 

[craig1985]

 

[Polyarmour]

Hey Alberto, rumour has it you do an awesome filet mignon?

 

[Anonymous]

Remember

when you point one finger at others, you are pointing three at yourself

 

[MrContador]

"Hand me that steak, or I'll shoot."

 

[Steel4Ever]

I walk outta here with the yellow tunic or the lion gets it! Kapish?!
Anyone tries to follow me -- including you, Baby Andy -- and I start shootin'!


(now if only I could remember where Mellow Johnny said to meet him for a steak dinner...)

 

[tubularglue]

pull my finger

 

[craig1985]

 

[jens_attacks]

Lance:awww it's a boy!can i call him after you doc?michele is a really nice name.

 

[insideout leadout]

"I've been beating tests for years but forcing the heart to beat like a human is harder than peeing from a bag. I hope he doesn't hear my conscience...at least it's not showing up on the screen…just relax Lance...or wait second…what is that red devil sign indicating...I had enough…where is my wallet"

 

[Steel4Ever]

Pharmstrong's arm stained brown from being up the a$$ of the UCI puppets for so many long years.
He ignored all warnings from his mother/wife/girlfriend and went in deep -- waaaay past the yellow danger marker.
(He obviously hates/loves cancer a LOT!).
The Good Doc checks for any adverse effects, finding only a vacant soul cavity and weird dollar sign shaped pupils.

 

[pedaling squares]

See Lance, if I put the scope way off to the side these stupid journalists will buy into that huge heart myth. Remember, one picture is worth a thousand Carmichaels.

 

[Arnout]

Do these things contain plasticizers? Just scrolling the thread