Church of Lance Armstrong In Action

[ChrisE]

Once they install internets in Lance's ***, you can toss his salad and post at the same time.

Really? I hadn't heard about ***-internets. Will it be like a little modem or router supository? How will it remain in his colon when he takes a dump?

This has me very curious. It would be nice if we could stick a permanent router in our a$$ and be able to log on at any time (no pun itended).

If you can send me some links (again, no pun intended) about this new technology it would be appreciated. Thanks.

 

[Stephen D Aalderink]

Really? I hadn't heard about ***-internets. Will it be like a little modem or router supository? How will it remain in his colon when he takes a dump?

This has me very curious. It would be nice if we could stick a permanent router in our a$$ and be able to log on at any time (no pun itended).

If you can send me some links (again, no pun intended) about this new technology it would be appreciated. Thanks.

The new 4G network will probably make that possible - go get the iPhone developers kit and be the first one to market your iAnal app.

 

[xninxfanx]

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REally? You realize this _may_ be an unfair generalization? I don't think you do, or else you wouldn't have written it. I think you're a disgusting arrogant misogynistic pig.

This is one of the most disgusting misogynistic diatribes I've ever had the the displeasure to read. Tell ya what, mr. machismo, run that by your g-friend/wife or what ever (if you even have one). If she doesn't slap you, then shes one of the sad caricatures you're making Emma out to be, and what does that make you?

 

[eleven]

This is a serious question, since I know nothing about LAF: The guy writes:

"he then chose to start up the LAF which now assists millions of people world wide in many ways."

How exactly do they assist? What do they do? Is it some sort of hospice or nursing help or economical help or...?

you could use der geugler and look it up - They even have a website that will tell ya all about the various programs!

 

[richwagmn]

I don't mean to post this as entertainment. But this will go onto show how difficult it is to debate with someone who has a blind allegiance to Armstrong and most importantly, his cancer organization. You can read the entire thread on LA's facebook fanpage http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?topic=11425&post=51484&uid=64263459777#post51484. Person of interest is a relentless "Damian Lawler". Said person condemns me to a life in future of cancer and the idea that I would need to fall on LAF's doorpost begging them for help and LA will be the kind one who will save me. I'm shaking my head. I could only conclude that this is an example of celebrity infatuation beyond any reasonable scale.

Here's a snippet from his emotionally charged statements to me in that thread

It is so emotionally charged I'm not sure I would even engage in the debate. Given what this person has been through, I'd probably cut them some slack.

To a lot of people, LA is probably mostly about cancer. It sounds like this person believes that the LAF has helped in that fight.

If you're in a desperate situation, you may look anywhere for hope. Certainly, LA's story offers hope to many of the more serious/terminal cancer victims given that LA should have died from the disease.

 

[Cozy Beehive]

Interpretation Of The Man's Remarks To Me

It is so emotionally charged I'm not sure I would even engage in the debate. Given what this person has been through, I'd probably cut them some slack.

To a lot of people, LA is probably mostly about cancer. It sounds like this person believes that the LAF has helped in that fight.

If you're in a desperate situation, you may look anywhere for hope. Certainly, LA's story offers hope to many of the more serious/terminal cancer victims given that LA should have died from the disease.

Thank you for the comment Rich. I'm not against cancer and raising funds for disease. Three years ago, I wore the band, bought Livestrong shirts etc on an understanding that I too was taking part in this culture while knowing that this money I put it was going to charity (my best friends will testify to this). After I did some of my own independent study on Armstrong's past from good sources, I absolutely didn't want to take part in anything associated with Armstrong, and I still believe that if I want to donate for cancer, should I wish to, there are many other cancer charities in the country and around the world. Lance Armstrong does not hold a monopoly around cancer.

My main underlying point, through the first reference post, is that when trying to talk to someone who's in favor of LA about LA's doping history, the conversation always converges to an emotionally skewed battle of words about cancer. I'm not the first to go through this, but I did share my experience with ya'll. The exchange went from being one of a rational debate on doping to one from the other party on how deficient my world view is on cancer, or how cruel I am to cancer patients...it even came to a comparison of what Lance Armstrong did for cancer vs what I did. As if that's not enough, this gentleman I referenced remarked that I can get cancer and when I do, I'll need to knock on LAF's door to save my life. The hidden implication from the person who said this is two-fold like I said :

1) That Lance and LAF holds some sort of monopoly on cancer and only they can save cancer patients.

2) That when I get cancer, the fact that I would need to go to LAF to save my life requires that I shut my mouth right now and stop criticizing his fraudulent career history.

The fact that conversations about Armstrong commonly take such a turn as the above is throwing an embarrassing stigma in society around people who fight and voice their opinions for truth. They are cast as people who somehow hate cancer.

Such illogical thought process will not contain me from expressing myself though, don't worry.

Have a good weekend.

 

[workingclasshero]

REally? You realize this _may_ be an unfair generalization? I don't think you do, or else you wouldn't have written it. I think you're a disgusting arrogant misogynistic pig.

This is one of the most disgusting misogynistic diatribes I've ever had the the displeasure to read. Tell ya what, mr. machismo, run that by your g-friend/wife or what ever (if you even have one). If she doesn't slap you, then shes one of the sad caricatures you're making Emma out to be, and what does that make you?

no no please get me right, you've obviously not read the post very closely!

i'm not saying it may be an unfair generalisation. the generalisation itself is spot on. what i'm saying is emma may be an exception to the rule

btw i've run this by my (edited by mod) and she says i'm right

 

[Phantom Menace]

no no please get me right, you've obviously not read the post very closely!

i'm not saying it may be an unfair generalisation. the generalisation itself is spot on. what i'm saying is emma may be an exception to the rule

btw i've run this by my(edited by mod) and she says i'm right

This post is actually quite funny.

 

[Anonymous]

merry christmas

 

[ChrisE]

This post is actually quite funny.

Yeah, I got a laugh out of it. (Edited by mod)

Mr. "This is one of the most disgusting misogynistic diatribes I've ever had the the displeasure to read" xninxfanx can now update his diatribe rating log.

 

[ChrisE]

merry christmas

This is not the thread for this holiday cheer crap. Take it to the Tiger Woods thread.

We are solving serious world issues in here, and we are even giving the females a role.

 

[Susan Westemeyer]

I am closing this thread and will go back and make some serious deletions.

I suggest you all sober up or something before you start posting crap like this again.

Susan