Clinic Bibliography

[blackcat]

184. Pulling a Liggett. See facepalm/double facepalm. Been around since Jesus, and still can't get anything straight. See also fanboy, doperlover. Extreme cause of ignorance is bliss. See also ILuvLance. Dude is a lost cause.

Dave.

aka Dutch Runner or Dutch Rudder

see:urban dictionary

 

[Digger]

198: it's like we are back in 2005....dealing with the sky responses from Their fans is almost word for word what we had in lance's peak.

199: new generation....identical to every other generation

200: dopers aren't tolerated anymore....they are celebrated and defended


201: cottage industry/pseudoscience....only when it's a sky rider. (I've literally see sky fans use the same rationale to Pour doubts over non sky riders)

202: the 'anti doping' crowd. Who are not anti doping but anti lance and never say anything about others.

203: the Garmin 6 month crew. Who we are meant to be grateful to.

204: Bradley I hate the media wiggins, but I'll release numerous books, documentaries, an opus, go on talk shows, radio shows with Paul weller, and the graham norton show.

205: Greymanrod, the greatest legal firm cycling has ever seen.

206: Aaron Uci overlord brown. Currently on the run. Used to write about sky and doping...then went on sky news to say they were an example of how to do things.

206: David Walsh, fan with a typewriter.

207: cound: froome's boss.

208: cavendish: lance's bi***

 

[TheSpud]

209 : Defeat - is not just not winning. See 198 - Denial.

 

[MarkvW]

210. The UCI The "International Cyclist's Union" by name is by no means a union of cyclists. Oxymoronic in the extreme, the UCI is a group of middlemen positioned between race organizers and cyclists that is determined to suck as much money as possible out of the sport. Oblivious to everything except that which might jeopardize its own death-grip on the sport, these vampires manage the sport of cycling as a filthy circus.

 

[D-Queued]

210. The UCI The "International Cyclist's Union" by name is by no means a union of cyclists. Oxymoronic in the extreme, the UCI is a group of middlemen positioned between race organizers and cyclists that is determined to suck as much money as possible out of the sport. Oblivious to everything except that which might jeopardize its own death-grip on the sport, these vampires manage the sport of cycling as a filthy circus.

211. Aigle. An environment where, apparently, any scam is legal.

Dave.

 

[Energy Starr]

212. Steak, stake, milk, hoof, beef, loin... Ways to refer to Clentadopucci's method of cleans.

 

[D-Queued]

213. Zorzoli. Clinic hero, villain or both? UCI Medical director that provided the key to Lance's EPO positive results. Has also done some dubious things. Hard to tell what is his initiative, and what is following orders.

Dave.

 

[D-Queued]

214. Flushed down the toilet. What Bruyneel will allegedly do with your blood bags if you cross him.

Dave.

 

[86TDFWinner]

215: Floyd Landis(Or "Pulling a Landis"): Clueless, lying former doper and teammate of HWSNBN, and the guy who helped take said not named person down. Former Tour Winner, now waiting for his huge payday from the Qui tam Case.

216: Frankie Andreu: Co-owner of Andreu Strategies w/his lovely wife Betsie. Former USPS/7 Eleven rider who was in the room the day Wonderboy admitted he was a doper.

217: Stephanie McIllvane-Former head of Jokely, who perjured herself in the hopes of continued ball washing of Cancer Jesus. Tried runing careers, was caught ON TAPE, lying to LeMond about a variety of things. POC who tried using her sick kids illness as an excuse to justify her actions

218: Trek Bicycle Company-POS, s&^%y bike company who dumped all over(and tried suing) former 3 time TDF Winner Greg LeMond, all in hopes of continuing to ride the Wonderboy money train.

 

[mrhender]

219: "Epo era" Description for the dirty 90/00's that is actually a place for parking sins (former and current) often used as talking point towards describing the current new "faux" clean era ie ignore button.....

Which leads to:

220: Vacuum The constant state of procycling only abrupted by scandals... It is the time in which we are subscribed the opposite of :219.... Also reformulated by blackcat as the: schrodinger's vacuum...

 

[Dazed and Confused]

220: Betsy - cleanup lady and the only individual with balls in pro cycling.

 

[D-Queued]

221. Monkey Face. Best. Indictment. Ever.

#1 Reward for following the Armstrong story.

 

[D-Queued]

222. Triathlon. Sport that openly solicits participation from cyclists with lifetime doping bans. Also: Sport apparently without doping controls.

 

[D-Queued]

223. Grey Manrod also Chade O. Grey. Twitter, Facebook and Forum handles, and/or fictitious law firm allegedly established by Landis. JV known to have had online tiff with said account(s).

Dave.

 

[D-Queued]

220: Betsy - cleanup lady and the only individual with balls in pro cycling.

224. Uniballer. The one and only. Alias coined here (BroDeal/thehog/RR?).

Dave.

 

[blackcat]

220: Betsy - cleanup lady and the only individual with balls in pro cycling.

aka the feminine paradox of Betsy

 

[blackcat]

222. Triathlon. Sport that openly solicits participation from cyclists with lifetime doping bans. Also: Sport apparently without doping controls.

and provides movement coaches to Armstrong, like rowing and swimming provide coaches to Sky ProCycling. no irony. Sky just need to employ Spencer Smith, Simon Lessing, Brothers Brownlee, and Steven Redgrave.

for a cherry on top, they can employ Mike Atherton and David Gower

 

[blackcat]

211. Aigle. An environment where, apparently, any scam is legal.

Dave.

with inferior scottish clan tartan to Boulder argyle.

 

[blackcat]

C D V = Cyclisme a Deux Vitesses

not to be confused with

225. Christian van De Velde.
who has managed two speeds quite well depending on if he is on a USPS program or the myocera at Chipotle TIAA-Cref that Ricco was caught with
whose wife was quite paranoid about the hgh in their fridge in Girona

 

[ChewbaccaD]

226. Suitcase of Courage--The panniers on Motoman's motorcycle.

 

[thehog]

227. High Cadance - High octane doping program.

 

[ebandit]

2

Hey!! There can not be two 190's !!

there can always be 2..........................................................

he's doping............just look at that god awful style

he's clean..............because he's having to bust a gut to keep up

Mark L

 

[TailWindHome]

228 "Rider 15" - sorry I don't have the time for this definition, now can you call back later...sure ...yeah ....gotta go

 

[Fortyninefourteen]

not to be confused with

225. Christian van De Velde.
who has managed two speeds quite well depending on if he is on a USPS program or the myocera at Chipotle TIAA-Cref that Ricco was caught with
whose wife was quite paranoid about the hgh in their fridge in Girona

y

I almost went there but my dyslexia took a breather.

" Fautes de Communication"

A Virenque-ism for "I have been exposed as a doper and a liar but France will love me again"

 

[blackcat]

y

I almost went there but my dyslexia took a breather.

" Fautes de Communication"

A Virenque-ism for "I have been exposed as a doper and a liar but France will love me again"

aka
229. housewives pin-up.

ambiguously misogynistic, entails the loves projected on riders like Richard Virinque and Thomas "Titi" Voeckler.

did anyone know Virenque's nickname is Ricco?

Cobra was destined to fail with the burden of such a nickname. sisyphus had it easy in comparison, Cobra was marked with Virenque's nickname.

amore la femmes

geeks and grapes are not the only ones who can do harems too