Clinic Bibliography

[MacRoadie]

182. 23,456 - The number of times theHog has unfairly been banned

183. 23,457 - The number of times theHog is likely to be banned in the future.

 

[TheSpud]

182. 23,456 - The number of times theHog has unfairly been banned

How many of those have been last chances? (come on, see the fun)

 

[thehog]

How many of those have been last chances? (come on, see the fun)

Only when "someone" reminds the mods each time.... not looking at anyone

 

[D-Queued]

179 : Phil Liggett - cycling commentator who has been around since before Jesus.

184. Pulling a Liggett. See facepalm/double facepalm. Been around since Jesus, and still can't get anything straight. See also fanboy, doperlover. Extreme cause of ignorance is bliss. See also ILuvLance. Dude is a lost cause.

Dave.

 

[TheSpud]

185 : Liggett, having a heart attack like - extreme reaction at the end of a GT stage, specific example being La Plagne in 1987 when Roche almost catches Delgado. Not quite as bad as Murray Walker but not far off.

See : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQojh-wqL04

 

[TheSpud]

186 : South Africa - popular holiday destination for (re)catching Bliharzia at the end of each season.

 

[thehog]

187. Emergency TUE - UCI Certificate to dope legally. Generally only given to Sky riders.

 

[Netserk]

188. UK Postal - The new doped up version of the Blue Train we all love. See Sky.

 

[TailWindHome]

186 "South Africa" - Far flung destination only chosen by cyclists for winter breaks to escape the attention of testers and dope with impunity.

187 "Going home" - South Africa if you're from there - see also Colombia and Tasmania

 

[TailWindHome]

188 "Pill Counter" - Machine for adding invisible PEDs to empty capsules.

 

[TailWindHome]

189 "Horse Steroids" - Steroids for horses.

 

[MacRoadie]

179 : Phil Liggett - cycling commentator who has been around since before Jesus.

See also:

190: Paul Sherwen - Blithering idiot sidekick to Phil Liggett, known for his excessive and mind-numbingly repetitive use of ridiculously antiquated cycling clichés originating somewhere around the time Eddy Merckx won his first amateur race.

More irritating than Liggett when the fact that he is a former member of the peloton, British road race champion, and worked for Team Motorola as their PR director during the Armstrong days is taken into consideration.

 

[thehog]

190.21 Badzhilla - Fake tropical disease invented to beat the bio passport.

 

[thehog]

191. Chuck Norris - Chuck Norris

 

[Escarabajo]

Hey!! There can not be two 190's !!

 

[TheSpud]

Hey!! There can not be two 190's !!

The numbers have gone to ratsh1t a few times - it hasn't stopped the humour thankfully.

 

[TailWindHome]

191 - "Buffet" - Self service meal in the team hotel offering a range of meat, fish, poultry and excuses . See also "Dude, stay away from the Buffet"

 

[TheSpud]

193 : Emergency TUE (alternative) - certificate given out to take drugs during races. Quantities and frequency unknown, but assumed to be proof of doping when leaked to the press and involving Sky.

 

[thehog]

194. "Leinders" - Flemish for saddle sores.

 

[TheSpud]

195 : Leinders - keeper of weights and measures.

 

[TheSpud]

196 : Paul Kimmage - Irish former pro cyclist. Ferocious anti-doper. Often comes across as bitter and twisted (not sure why). Massive friend of Lance. Could easily take the lead role in the UK sitcom 'Mrs Browns Boys'.

 

[MacRoadie]

Hey!! There can not be two 190's !!

Why not? We've had 4,627 BPC's...

 

[thehog]

197. Moderators - Awesome bunch who make the world shine.

 

[TheSpud]

197. Moderators - Awesome bunch who make the world shine.

What are you trying to get absolution for?

 

[peloton]

198. Denial is not just a river in Egypt.