Clinic Bibliography

[D-Queued]

Ok, I really want to second and applaud all the above. But, I will try and stay with new contributions.

48. Fanboys (alt Fangirls) - Supporters who refuse to believe an egregious doper actually dopes. Typically the source of even more incredible arguments than affirmed dopers who tout vanishing twins, never tested positive, and Jack Daniels arguments

49. Haters/Haterz - Knowledgeable people with well considered arguments.

50. PS or Public Strategies - Paid interns masquerading as fanboys/girls.

51. Cancer Jesus, Cancer Boy, Cancer - The one and only

52. Wiki/ Wiki Defense - Arnie Baker's fiction-based PowerPoint defense of Floyd. NOT Wikipedia.

Dave.

 

[MarkvW]

53. Vortex The apex of interrogatory questioning developed by the wrongly banned Dr. Maserati. There is no escape from the vortex. Free Maserati!

 

[ChewbaccaD]

53. This is my first time posting followed by detailed descriptions of specific posting histories of all of the people who regularly post. This phrase is proof positive you have a sockpuppet account for a previously banned username.

 

[Wallace]

54: Smug Self-Congratulationism This thread.

Free Maserati! This place is a whole lot less interesting--and less intelligent--without him.

 

[ChewbaccaD]

55. An wave of d!ckheads. a recent moniker for Clinic regulars given by a believer in all things unicorn, Sky, Badzilla, and Chris Froome.

 

[ChewbaccaD]

56. Oedipus Tex. Name of a certain Texan, created in reference to the striking similarity of his female companions to his mother.

 

[ChewbaccaD]

57. Handbag Brigade. Name for Clinic regulars, given by people who were really butthurt that Armstrong was a dope fiend.

 

[Archibald]

58. Alien: (see 29.) - used in reference to the ungainly appearance of Chris Froome and his 'out of this world' performances

59. Wonderboy - Lance Armstrong. Not to be confused with WonderLance, who is a far more wittier and intelligent poster in this forum

 

[sittingbison]

60. mutant terminolgy for measuring modern athletic performance compared to historical norms. See paragraphs 58, 33, 32, 29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 17, 11, 10, 9, 6, 5, 4, 2

 

[ChewbaccaD]

61. Stemgazer A Badzilla having, Atomic Jock Race winning abomination of a cyclist.

 

[ChewbaccaD]

62. FLandis: Once a pariah, he is now a symbol of what happens when you take the Dude's rug...he just wanted it back, it really tied the room together.

 

[ChewbaccaD]

63. 5th in the Commonwealth Games TT: The surest sign that you have the talent to destroy everyone at the Tour de France 3 years later.

 

[burning]

64. VAM: It is defined as elevation gain per hour. Our good doctor Ferrari came up with this term.

65. DpVAM: The predicted VAM for a climb based on the numbers of people between 2002-2007, giving an idea about what a GT podium doper would do on a climb. I think the first time veloclinic came up with this is when dawg crushed everybody on Ax-3 and was faster than the prediction of DpVAM

 

[ChewbaccaD]

66. "You are the one who is blind and cannot see the truth in the world. You live sheltered in a monastery of your hate, and cannot admire beauty and truth while I snort the cocaine of excellence and bang the hooker of awesomeness"--WonderLance: The single greatest line in the history of the intertubes.

 

[TailWindHome]

37. BikeRetard- a cycling forum hosted on a website known as "BikeRadar" that is populated strictly with Team Sky fanboys who think Contador is Satan.

Valverde is Satan
Contador is a just a very naughty boy.

 

[Dear Wiggo]

65. DpVAM: The predicted VAM for a climb based on the numbers of people between 2002-2007, giving an idea about what a GT podium doper would do on a climb. I think the first time veloclinic came up with this is when dawg crushed everybody on Ax-3 and was faster than the prediction of DpVAM

Whilst Veloclinic made it a public idea, the idea was from another cycling fan.

 

[burning]

Whilst Veloclinic made it a public idea, the idea was from another cycling fan.

Thanks for clarification, I thought that he found the idea but he made it popular anyway.

 

[Dear Wiggo]

Thanks for clarification, I thought tjat he found the idea but he made it popular anyway.

Oh no worries - I am a stickler for attribution, particularly with more popular terms and concepts.

Scott is his name, can't remember his surname and there was page online where he described it in detail, but the URL eludes me.

 

[blackcat]

Ok, this thread is way too funny, and has me going now:

15. I Love <doper> and Fairness Fund and similar web sites and hashtags (e.g. #Ilove<doper> - These are web sites and social media references that appear post a doping positive. These are scams purely designed as a popularity campaign to perpetuate a cover-up and blatant falsehood

16. Vanishing Twin and drunken (testosterone producing) mice - the more convoluted and improbable the medical explanation, the better. See also 'snake oil'.

Dave.

Edit to renumber and stay in sequence.

67. Let Levi Ride

aka Letle Viride

 

[blackcat]

23. Yellow Rose - self-described as "Austin's Best Strip Club"

24. Hookers and Blow - Coined here (Brodeal??), alleged common indulgences by certain professional cyclists at #23

Dave.

bananas and blow - Ween
soundtrack to Yellow Rose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gd87JmkAkE

 

[blackcat]

56. Oedipus Tex. Name of a certain Texan, created in reference to the striking similarity of his female companions to his mother.

68. The Carpenter
Lance's most recent iteration/self-coined appellation

http://www.cyclingnews.com/features/armstrong-if-i-was-the-carpenter-pantani-was-the-artist

if I was the carpenter, Pantani was the artist

 

[TheSpud]

69. This isnt about me. used when a "discussion" has been so derailed no-one can get it back on track.

 

[Parker]

24. Hookers and Blow - Coined here (Brodeal?)

Do you really think that phrase was coined here? Some of you need to leave the forum once in a while. There's a whole world out there.

 

[pmcg76]

69:On a Tuesday When some one makes a claim that something is going to happen which then turns out to be complete hogwash.

Long term posters can correct if wrong.

 

[blackcat]

Do you really think that phrase was coined here? Some of you need to leave the forum once in a while. There's a whole world out there.

but in cycling and doping terms, the blog and Veloclinic MGTHB.blogspot

more glorious than hookers and blow