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I've hit on my absolute favourite commentary combo: Carlton Kirby paired with Robbie McEwan. Robbie has the cycling expertise and tactical know-how, and Carlton is great at the back ground chatter and I love how warmly he speaks about the riders. I know he gets names wrong sometimes but I don't really care. I'm quite keen on Rob Hatch and Sean Kelly too; I quite like all their idiosyncrasies. Adam Blythe is my least favourite, even though I can accept he knows his stuff.
My name in my head for Blythe is Blythering Idiot. LOL An adaptation of blithering Idiot.
 
I've hit on my absolute favourite commentary combo: Carlton Kirby paired with Robbie McEwan. Robbie has the cycling expertise and tactical know-how, and Carlton is great at the back ground chatter and I love how warmly he speaks about the riders. I know he gets names wrong sometimes but I don't really care. I'm quite keen on Rob Hatch and Sean Kelly too; I quite like all their idiosyncrasies. Adam Blythe is my least favourite, even though I can accept he knows his stuff.
Hatch is mawkishness-on-steroids, constantly overegging the pudding. Though his voice timbre is pretty good... doesn't give me ear fatigue, unlike MartyMcD.
Blythe... well, what more can be said of his cool-kid affectations?
CK... nowadays, can be bearable or unbearable, depending on who I've just had to listen to in the previous race.
 
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Hatch is mawkishness-on-steroids, constantly overegging the pudding. Though his voice timbre is pretty good... doesn't give me ear fatigue, unlike MartyMcD.
Blythe... well, what more can be said of his cool-kid affectations?
CK... nowadays, can be bearable or unbearable, depending on who I've just had to listen to in the previous race.
Hatch commentates like a Brazilian after his team has scored a goal at the World Cup final. Problem is he tries to convey that level of excitement after someone is chasing back from having a comfort break. He is a failed football commentator after all.
 
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And you're absolutely sure it wasn't a Freudian slip?




(Also, Adri Van der Poel and Corinne Poulidor seems like a pretty successful marriage. Definitely in terms of the combination of genes.)
I need to apologize to the nation of the Netherlands. Apparently former Belgian commentator Mark Uyterhoeven called to notify them of the correct pronunciation after stage 2 and after he enunciated it the Dutch commentator repeated "Sexi-ass". Uytherhoeven found this so funny he didn't correct the Dutch Eurosport commentator. So the Dutch are only to blame for being gullible
 
Kirby+Smith is pure torture. From Ciccone in the form of his life (he isn't, he's been ready for a Giro top 5 for years, but different issues prevented him from doing it, this year it's no guarantee either) from the surprise that Tiberi, who was 6th in both TTs last year, didn't collapse in the TT to Tarling who doesn't know how to show his happiness (he seemed pretty damn happy to me) Are those 2 guys going to be there the whole Giro???
 
Kirby+Smith is pure torture. From Ciccone in the form of his life (he isn't, he's been ready for a Giro top 5 for years, but different issues prevented him from doing it, this year it's no guarantee either) from the surprise that Tiberi, who was 6th in both TTs last year, didn't collapse in the TT to Tarling who doesn't know how to show his happiness (he seemed pretty damn happy to me) Are those 2 guys going to be there the whole Giro???
It is pretty awful. Where is Sean Kelly? I switched to the German commentary after 2-3 min.
What I find inexplicable is how Smith is still a commentator. He has less than zero knowledge about cycling (even though he raced and was a director at a team which got relegated), he never gets things right. He is never entertaining (something that Kirby sometimes is), and his dull voice is just agony.
Give me McEwan, Kelly and Lloyd for the whole stage and it should be a treat.
 
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Kirby+Smith is pure torture. From Ciccone in the form of his life (he isn't, he's been ready for a Giro top 5 for years, but different issues prevented him from doing it, this year it's no guarantee either) from the surprise that Tiberi, who was 6th in both TTs last year, didn't collapse in the TT to Tarling who doesn't know how to show his happiness (he seemed pretty damn happy to me) Are those 2 guys going to be there the whole Giro???
Wait, where were you watching? I was watching on TNT in the UK and we had a rotating combination of Matt Stephens, Adam Blythe, Sean Kelly, Robbie McEwan and Rob Hatch. I have to say I like Carlton - I know a lot of people don't but he's good at the sort of chat you need to fill a five hour sprint stage, and he works particularly well in combination with someone who really knows their stuff (Carlton with Robbie McEwan is my absolute favourite commentary combo).
 
Wait, where were you watching? I was watching on TNT in the UK and we had a rotating combination of Matt Stephens, Adam Blythe, Sean Kelly, Robbie McEwan and Rob Hatch. I have to say I like Carlton - I know a lot of people don't but he's good at the sort of chat you need to fill a five hour sprint stage, and he works particularly well in combination with someone who really knows their stuff (Carlton with Robbie McEwan is my absolute favourite commentary combo).
Nowt stranger than folk… my god, the further Kirby is away from the microphone the better my viewing experience will be…he’s the most clueless conman masquerading has a knowledgeable cycling commentator there’s ever been!
 
Wait, where were you watching? I was watching on TNT in the UK and we had a rotating combination of Matt Stephens, Adam Blythe, Sean Kelly, Robbie McEwan and Rob Hatch. I have to say I like Carlton - I know a lot of people don't but he's good at the sort of chat you need to fill a five hour sprint stage, and he works particularly well in combination with someone who really knows their stuff (Carlton with Robbie McEwan is my absolute favourite commentary combo).

Pan European commentary it seems...
 
Nowt stranger than folk… my god, the further Kirby is away from the microphone the better my viewing experience will be…he’s the most clueless conman masquerading has a knowledgeable cycling commentator there’s ever been!
You might be on to something here. Maybe give CK's employers a shout and let them know what others -- including his legion of fans -- can't see. You might singlehandedly save the cycling broadcasting industry from future masquerading and all-round cluelessness.
Before writing to CK's boss, you might want to run your reasons why CK sucks by a friendly audience. Surely you don't want to say silly things and have your plea fall on deaf ears at HQ.
You want CK gone and you've gotta get it right! So let's work together here.
Question 1: What makes my man CK the "most clueless conman masquerading as a knowledgeable cycling commentator"?
Unless he's saying Greg LeMond just took the stage win, occasionally mis-identifying a rider doesn't count. Everyone does it.