Teams & Riders Coolest Names in the Peloton*

[Samu Cuenca]

You shouldn't do drugs either...
Is that a British thing?

Doing drugs?
I don't think that is particularly British, though I don't know what kind of things they might they put in their tea blends.

 

[RedheadDane]

Doing drugs?
I don't think that is particularly British, though I don't know what kind of things they might they put in their tea blends.

I meant the bit about the hair thing...

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I meant the bit about the hair thing...

I have spend a lot of time in communal showers during my life, but never in Britain, so I can't possibly comment on that.

 

[RedheadDane]

I have spend a lot of time in communal showers during my life, but never in Britain, so I can't possibly comment on that.

So, you just randomly brought it up?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

So, you just randomly brought it up?

I would have made a slightly different joke if his name had been Cain Hairierball.

 

[RedheadDane]

I would have made a slightly different joke if his name had been Cain Hairierball.

You need to get your mind out of the gutter.

 

[lemon cheese cake]

He does look a bit British (if that is possible). Question is if he indeed lacks hair in his, ehm, cycling shorts area.

He kind of looks like he'd be good as a hipster Barista from Wigan.

I meant the bit about the hair thing...

We don't tend to mix hair with tea. Or at least I don't

 

[lemon cheese cake]

I nominate Nils Wolfenbuttel.

 

[rallybanana]

Inspired by the earlier post about Fernando Tercero I give you the top ten cyclists with numerical names

Gino Primo
Paul Double
Fernando Tercero
Geoffroy Lequatre
Trystan Fivé
Franklin Six
Mauri Vansevenant
Otto Vergaerde
Jaakko Hänninen
Annemiek van Vleuten

 

[RedheadDane]

Inspired by the earlier post about Fernando Tercero I give you the top ten cyclists with numerical names

Gino Primo
Paul Double
Fernando Tercero
Geoffroy Lequatre
Trystan Fivé
Franklin Six
Mauri Vansevenant
Otto Vergaerde
Jaakko Hänninen
Annemiek van Vleuten

Dries de Bondt
Dries van Gestel

And some of those are just cheating. Mauri Vansevenant, come on...

 

[Armchair cyclist]

He kind of looks like he'd be good as a hipster Barista from Wigan.

To me he has the look of someone doing agricultural economics at Oxford, having been deputy head boy at a minor public school, choosing between being a City banker or a Tory MP.

 

[RedheadDane]

I have a much better one for "seven"

Syver Wærsted.

 

[tobydawq]

I have a much better one for "seven"

Syver Wærsted.

What about Wim Vansevenant?

Or S(t)even Kruijswijk?

 

[rallybanana]

Dries de Bondt
Dries van Gestel

And some of those are just cheating. Mauri Vansevenant, come on...

If you wish to accuse me of cheating please take your allegations to the 'State of the Forum 2022' thread

 

[RedheadDane]

If you wish to accuse me of cheating please take your allegations to the 'State of the Forum 2022' thread

It's "cheating" in the sense that it's just terrible. You couldn't have come up with a better one?

 

[rallybanana]

It's "cheating" in the sense that it's just terrible. You couldn't have come up with a better one?

Well unfortunately I can't count to ten in Norwegian so that was the best I could come up with

 

[Ricco']

Sieben Wouters can take 7th place.

 

[rallybanana]

What about Wim Vansevenant?

Or S(t)even Kruijswijk?

Or S(e)ven Nys

 

[RedheadDane]

Sieben Wouters can take 7th place.

They can share.
Now we just need better ones for nine and ten.

 

[tobydawq]

They can share.
Now we just need better ones for nine and ten.

Mauri Vansevenineten?

 

[RedheadDane]

Mauri Vansevenineten?

What did I say about doing drugs?

 

[tobydawq]

What did I say about doing drugs?

Numbers are my drugs.

 

[rallybanana]

They can share.
Now we just need better ones for nine and ten.

Deg is the Welsh word for ten. Therefore John Degenkolb or Alvaro Hodeg

 

[Armchair cyclist]

Shunta NAOI, for the very small Venn overlap between Irish speakers (who will recognise 9) and those who paid attention to the 2017 Tour of Hokkaido (who might recognise the rider who came 69th)

 

[RedheadDane]

Deg is the Welsh word for ten. Therefore John Degenkolb or Alvaro Hodeg

Someone where the number isn't hidden.

Shunta NAOI, for the very small Venn overlap between Irish speakers and those who paid attention to the 2017 Tour of Hokkaido

Is naoi Japanese for nine?