Teams & Riders Coolest Names in the Peloton*

[Armchair cyclist]

I have been thinking of "What we actually call teams in our heads" as a thread, as I am sure most of us don't use the full names of many teams.

 

[RedheadDane]

I have been thinking of "What we actually call teams in our heads" as a thread, as I am sure most of us don't use the full names of many teams.

Exactly. For example; I'm not confused by Soudal (the company) switching allegiance. Because the teams in question are "Lotto" and "Quickstep".

And when I say I'm not confused, I mean I'm not confused until I have to use full name of a team, at which point I become very confused.

And this is a pretty cool name too. Especially for a cross rider, who sometimes rides in fields.

Leonie Bentveld (procyclingstats.com)

 

[tobydawq]

Yes! Numbers are evil!

No. It's the letters you can use to write words like "evil" and other mean things.

Numbers are much more docile and friendly. Not subject to being weaponised.

That said, if all commentators don't say Q36.5 in perfect Italian I will moan about it.

 

[RedheadDane]

No. It's the letters you can use to write words like "evil" and other mean things.

Numbers are evil!

 

[tobydawq]

Numbers are evil!

No

 

[lemon cheese cake]

Exactly. For example; I'm not confused by Soudal (the company) switching allegiance. Because the teams in question are "Lotto" and "Quickstep".

And when I say I'm not confused, I mean I'm not confused until I have to use full name of a team, at which point I become very confused.

And this is a pretty cool name too. Especially for a cross rider, who sometimes rides in fields.

Leonie Bentveld (procyclingstats.com)

Leonie are field!

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Numbers are evil!

You're right, cause we all know that seven ate nine.

 

[QueenStagiaire]

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/jules-de-***

Help, the link to the winner of a 1.2 race in Morocco today doesn‘t work

 

[RedheadDane]

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/jules-de-***

Help, the link to the winner of a 1.2 race in Morocco today doesn‘t work

Here's the top-3 of said race:

1	DE *** Jules	Global Cycling Team	40	15	2:35:35
2	MAATOUGUI Nasser Eddine	Sidi Ali - Unlock Team	30	10	0:06
3	STRAVERS Jarri	Global Cycling Team	25	7	0:13

And here is a link the the results:

Grand Prix Al Massira 2022 One day race results (procyclingstats.com)

I know it's unlikely, but I hope he has at least some prominence in the coming years! I am so immature.

 

[lemon cheese cake]

I'd expect he only wins solo as he chickens out of sprints

 

[Sciatic]

I wasn't sure it was a Polish word.

I'll just call them the "Q Team".

Unfortunate name from a U.S. perspective — that letter means just one thing over here these days.

 

[RedheadDane]

I suspect this guy quite often makes the brutto troup in races.

Alberto Bruttomesso

Alberto Bruttomesso (born 2003-10-30 in Valdagno) is a professional road racing cyclist from Italy, currently riding for Cycling Team Friuli ASD. His best results are winning a stage in Giro d'Italia Giovani Under 23 and winning a stage in Carpathian Couriers Race in memory of Wacław Felcz.

www.procyclingstats.com

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I suspect this guy quite often makes the brutto troup in races.

Alberto Bruttomesso

Alberto Bruttomesso (born 2003-10-30 in Valdagno) is a professional road racing cyclist from Italy, currently riding for Cycling Team Friuli ASD. His best results are winning a stage in Giro d'Italia Giovani Under 23 and winning a stage in Carpathian Couriers Race in memory of Wacław Felcz.

www.procyclingstats.com

Oh, yes, the incredibly famous English expression "brutto troup".

 

[RedheadDane]

Oh, yes, the incredibly famous English expression "brutto troup".

"Brutto lineup" didn't sound quite so cool.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

"Brutto lineup" didn't sound quite so cool.

I don't think anyone calls it that either.

 

[tobydawq]

I suspect this guy quite often makes the brutto troup in races.

Alberto Bruttomesso

Alberto Bruttomesso (born 2003-10-30 in Valdagno) is a professional road racing cyclist from Italy, currently riding for Cycling Team Friuli ASD. His best results are winning a stage in Giro d'Italia Giovani Under 23 and winning a stage in Carpathian Couriers Race in memory of Wacław Felcz.

www.procyclingstats.com

I haven't heard of one situation where he did that...

 

[RedheadDane]

I don't think anyone calls it that either.

Well, I thought "brutto" was one of those words that had basically entered every European language from some Roman past.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Well, I thought "brutto" was one of those words that had basically entered every European language from some Roman past.

In other sports it's often called a preliminary squad.

 

[RedheadDane]

In other sports it's often called a preliminary squad.

I'll give you a call when a rider called "Preliminarymesso" turns up!
Or, I'll just post here...

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I'll give you a call when a rider called "Preliminarymesso" turns up!
Or, I'll just post here...

Perhaps we'll see a Pakistani rider named Benazir Brutto one day.

 

[RedheadDane]

Sometimes, I like going through team - and rider - lists, for... research purposes. And I came across this amazingly named team.

Sweet Nice Continental 2022 (procyclingstats.com)

Sounds like a team that would try to win fairplay competitions whenever possible.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Sometimes, I like going through team - and rider - lists, for... research purposes. And I came across this amazingly named team.

Sweet Nice Continental 2022 (procyclingstats.com)

Sounds like a team that would try to win fairplay competitions whenever possible.

They even have a rider called Lauridsen in the team.

 

[RedheadDane]

They even have a rider called Lauridsen in the team.

That's not a cool name!
Well, maybe for a Malay, dunno what are considered ordinary names in that part of the world.

 

[rallybanana]

The 2000 junior men WC road race featured a British rider named David Heaven. The following year's race had a Swiss rider named Matthias Hell. Unfortunately, I can't find any evidence they ever raced against each other.

 

[Anderis]

Sometimes we focus too much on individual cool names and ignore how cool a race result can be collectively: