Teams & Riders Coolest Names in the Peloton*

[RedheadDane]

Just out of curiosity, why colourful? As a portuguese, that must be one of the most common names one can come up with.

Brun(o) = brown
Silva = Silver

 

[AmRacer]

Blob Blob Blob

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

Brun(o) = brown
Silva = Silver

Otherwise known as Bronze

 

[RedheadDane]

Otherwise known as Bronze

That's not how you make bronze...

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

That's not how you make bronze...

I know, I'm joking about how brown silver could be interpreted as bronze

 

[rallybanana]

His parents must be fans of a Canadian baseball team

Blue Jayz Tan

Blue Jayz Tan is a road racing cyclist from Philippines, active between 2024 and 2024.

www.procyclingstats.com

 

[Armchair cyclist]

Enough of all these boasts about Evenepoel, Pogacar etc: surely this guy is the goat

CQ Ranking - CAPRA Thomas

CQ Ranking is the world's leading cycling ranking and extensive results database. Also known as Cycling Quotient.

cqranking.com

 

[Anderis]

Carl Emil Just Pedersen

Carl Emil Just Pedersen (born 2006-01-16 in Herning) is a professional road racing cyclist from Denmark, currently riding for CeramicSpeed Herning CK Junior.

www.procyclingstats.com

 

[RedheadDane]

Unlike guys like Amdi Pedersen, Breiner Pedersen, and Søjberg Pedersen, his name is Just Pedersen, but not just Pedersen, like Mads Pedersen.
There are too many Pedersens!

 

[Armchair cyclist]

So how come Pedersens don't do the pre-surname name like so many other Danes with common surnames?

 

[RedheadDane]

So how come Pedersens don't do the pre-surname name like so many other Danes with common surnames?

Because Mads Pedersen is his full name.

 

[tobydawq]

Because Mads Pedersen is his full name.

I'm quite sure his middle name is 'American'.

 

[Armchair cyclist]

Ceriel Desal has made himself known a few times in the cobbled races in the last few weeks. Am I the only one hoping that Carlton Kirby takes to nicknaming him "Breakfast"?

 

[Anderis]

Ceriel Desal

Sounds suspiciously similar to Cyril Dessel.

 

[tobydawq]

Sounds suspiciously similar to Cyril Dessel.

Not quite as suspicious as the Romain Sicard/Cardis debacle from a few years back.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Not quite as suspicious as the Romain Sicard/Cardis debacle from a few years back.

Someone should still check his Ceriel number to make sure there's no funny business going on.

 

[DJ Sprtsch]

This cool dude finshed third in Thailand today: Zulfikri Zulkifli.

 

[RedheadDane]

Kalle Kvam

Kalle Kvam (born 2003-02-27 in Bardufoss ) is a professional road racing cyclist from Norway, currently riding for Team Coop - Repsol. His best results are winning KOM Circuit des Ardennes International and 6th place in KOM Course de la Paix Grand Prix Jeseníky.

www.procyclingstats.com

 

[Anderis]

Monaco annexed some new territories:

Antoine Berlin

Antoine Berlin (born 1989-08-02 in Monaco) is a professional road racing cyclist from Monaco, currently riding for BIKE AID. His best results are 2nd place in stage Le Tour de Savoie Mont Blanc and 6th place in GC South Aegean Tour.

www.procyclingstats.com

 

[rallybanana]

The Human Locomotive

Chiu Chu Chou

Chiu Chu Chou is a cyclist from Taiwan.

firstcycling.com

 

[Zoetemelk-fan]

Ceriel Desal has made himself known a few times in the cobbled races in the last few weeks. Am I the only one hoping that Carlton Kirby takes to nicknaming him "Breakfast"?

Read as "Cereal Disease"
Sounds tough for the rural environment if he comes around about the sowing season with risk of upcoming disasters to the local farmers for the harvest season.

 

[Anderis]

LBL u-23 has some interesting names:

Witse Omloop

Witse Omloop (born 2005-04-27 in Herentals) is a professional road racing cyclist from Belgium, currently riding for Stageco Cycling Team.

www.procyclingstats.com

We know what the favourite race of this guy is.

Guillaume Van Vlaenderen

Guillaume Van Vlaenderen (born 2003-09-06) is a former professional road racing cyclist from Belgium, active between 2022 and 2024.

www.procyclingstats.com

With this guy it's less obvious. You wouldn't make a typo in your favourite race, would you?

Jørgen Sekse

Jørgen Sekse (born 2005-12-31) is a professional road racing cyclist from Norway, currently riding for CC Étupes.

www.procyclingstats.com

I wonder what this guy's favourite activity is.

 

[RedheadDane]

Jørgen Sekse

Jørgen Sekse (born 2005-12-31) is a professional road racing cyclist from Norway, currently riding for CC Étupes.

www.procyclingstats.com

I wonder what this guy's favourite activity is.

Not sure how counting to six would be a favourite activity.

 

[Armchair cyclist]

Not sure how counting to six would be a favourite activity.

Says you, but your lack of affinity for Maths is well known.

 

[RedheadDane]

Says you, but your lack of affinity for Maths is well known.

Counting to six is not exactly Maths. I can do that...
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
Hardly an activity...