Teams & Riders Coolest Names in the Peloton*

[RedheadDane]

BORA will have the coolest team for 2021 Tour de France:
Ackermann
Schachmann
Schwarzmann
Buchmann
Keldermann
Sagmann

Wasn't there a rumour that they might sign Supermann?
Unfortunately, Zimmermann is being rumoured elsewhere.

 

[Logic-is-your-friend]

They can try Arensman & Wackermann.

 

[tobydawq]

I think that would be a sound transfer strategy.

 

[RedheadDane]

They can try Arensman & Wackermann.

Unfortunately, Arensmann already has a contract for the next couple of years.
Yes! I know it's only with one 'n' at the end, but if we can write Keldermann and Supermann, you can get in on the game, and write Arensmann.

 

[BlueRoads]

And what about Koen Bouwman? Will they be able to build a squad entirely made of -man(n)s?
They could then take over the (extremely stupid) recent marketing name of the German national team, "die Mannschaft".

 

[Samu Cuenca]

BORA: the cooking up names that could possibly all have the exact same ending revolution

 

[lemon cheese cake]

And what about Koen Bouwman? Will they be able to build a squad entirely made of -man(n)s?
They could then take over the (extremely stupid) recent marketing name of the German national team, "die Mannschaft".

I guess they'd have to get MAN to be the team truck, bus and van sponsor

 

[RedheadDane]

And what about Koen Bouwman? Will they be able to build a squad entirely made of -man(n)s?
They could then take over the (extremely stupid) recent marketing name of the German national team, "die Mannschaft".

Everyone on the team will obviously have to change their names to fit the pattern, so next year it'll be:
Ackermann
Aleottmann
Baskmann
Bennedetmann
Bodmann
Buchmann
Burghmann
Druckmann
Fabmann
Gampmann
Kämmann
Keldermann
Meusmann
Ossmann
Polmann
Pöstlmann
Sagmann (x2)
Schachmann
Schellmann
Schillmann
Schwarzmann
Selmann
Wallsmann
Wandmann
Zwiemann.

Yes! I've been putting way too much thought into this.

 

[gregrowlerson]

Is there a Duffmann that promotes German lager?

 

[Wvv]

Bora's new name sponsor next year:

(It's even German lol)

 

[Anderis]

Ossmann

This sounds a bit like someone who would be able to start his own empire.

Baskmann

And this one would be perfect for Euskaltel.

 

[staubsauger]

Bora's new name sponsor next year:

(It's even German lol)

MAN was bib sponsor of CSC back in the day!

 

[42x16ss]

Everyone on the team will obviously have to change their names to fit the pattern, so next year it'll be:
Ackermann
Aleottmann
Baskmann
Bennedetmann
Bodmann
Buchmann
Burghmann
Druckmann
Fabmann
Gampmann
Kämmann
Keldermann
Meusmann
Ossmann
Polmann
Pöstlmann
Sagmann (x2)
Schachmann
Schellmann
Schillmann
Schwarzmann
Selmann
Wallsmann
Wandmann
Zwiemann.

Yes! I've been putting way too much thought into this.

If Mccarthy re-signs you're going to be struggling lol

 

[Anderis]

If Mccarthy re-signs you're going to be struggling lol

McCarthmann?

Btw. why is there a rider called McCarthy, but there's no McFroome, McThomas etc?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Lasse Norman doesn't seem to have a contract for next year, so there's no excuse for BORA not to sign him.

 

[valentius borealis]

If Mccarthy re-signs you're going to be struggling lol

McCartman!!!

 

[RedheadDane]

Okay, we can end this thread!
I present to you; Charlotte Kool!

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Okay, we can end this thread!
I present to you; Charlotte Kool!

So NXTG Racing is basically Kool & the Gang?

 

[SafeBet]

Okay, we can end this thread!
I present to you; Charlotte Kool!

She belongs in the "Koolest names in the peloton" thread, not here.

 

[tobydawq]

McCarthmann?

Btw. why is there a rider called McCarthy, but there's no McFroome, McThomas etc?

Or a McMcCarthy?

 

[Anderis]

Or a McMcCarthy?

If McMcCarthy exists, there's nothing that would stop McMcMcCarthy's existence.

 

[Jagartrott]

Allessandro Covi did very well at Brabantse Pijl last Wednesday. Strangely, other riders always kept their distance from him during the race.

 

[RedheadDane]

If McMcCarthy exists, there's nothing that would stop McMcMcCarthy's existence.

Or a McMcMcMcCarthy.

 

[tobydawq]

Or a McMcMcMcCarthy.

Or a new poster called McRedheadDane.

 

[Armchair cyclist]

Or a McMcMcMcCarthy.

About as likely as a Pedersensensensen, or a Rodriguezezezez.