Critérium du Dauphiné 2024, June 2 - 9

[tobydawq]

Huh?

Yeah, I got it mixed up.

 

[Rechtschreibfehler]

I am relaxed ...I am taking the piss

While being a bit sloppy with the precision. But fair enough, I thought you were a bit agressive for my little comment, but if you are relaxed - I am as well - all is good right?

 

[Poursuivant]

Pre-TT what was Roglic saying about his reason he wouldn’t do well? Not trained on TT bike?

 

[QueenStagiaire]

Kuss lost 3‘36“, definitely not in his Vuelta shape

 

[Berniece]

This is gonna be a good test for SOQ to see if they can carry the race. They couldn't in Paris-Nice.

 

[Netserk]

Van Wilder 3 minutes down

Logic tells me its because he's not that serious about his cycling yet

Before the race: He is the GC leader of the team.
After the race: He wasn't allowed to go full gas in the ITT.

 

[houtdffan]

Have we learned nothing from Remco's LBL and Vuelta wins.

He is a big time sandbagger.

Only time he was remotely honest was before last year's Vuelta when he tipped off he didn't quite have enough to win when he said a stage win with a podium means no more to him than 4 stage wins and a 12th overall

Ayuso getting his ass stomped big time

 

[Potomac]

Buitrago ...whaaat?

 

[AmRacer]

Remco will have a healthy lead after this stage.

 

[tobydawq]

Before the race: He is the GC leader of the team.
After the race: He wasn't allowed to go full gas in the ITT.

I don't think he's going to say that...

 

[Ilmaestro99]

If SOUDAL QUICKESTEP thinks, I agree
IF SOUDAL QUICKESTEP speaks, I listen
If SOUDAL QUICKESTEP fails, I greive
If the world is against SOUDAL QUICKESTEP, I am against the world
If SOUDAL QUICKESTEP has 7 billion haters, I am none of them
If SOUDAL QUICKESTEP has no fans, it's because I no longer exist.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Lazkano 🔥

 

[houtdffan]

Before the race: He is the GC leader of the team.
After the race: He wasn't allowed to go full gas in the ITT.

he may have been told to pull the parachute after the first time check, when it was clear beyond a reasonable doubt that Remco is on form

 

[Didinho]

Lazkano 🔥

Is he going to the Tour? Stage win incoming.

 

[Potomac]

If SOUDAL QUICKESTEP thinks, I agree
IF SOUDAL QUICKESTEP speaks, I listen
If SOUDAL QUICKESTEP fails, I greive
If the world is against SOUDAL QUICKESTEP, I am against the world
If SOUDAL QUICKESTEP has 7 billion haters, I am none of them
If SOUDAL QUICKESTEP has no fans, it's because I no longer exist.

That's a terrible attempt at a haiku.

 

[Valv.Piti]

Before the race: He is the GC leader of the team.
After the race: He wasn't allowed to go full gas in the ITT.

Hard to do well when you're held back by the team. Same story over and over for Remco's helpers, Landa and Van Wilder.

 

[QueenStagiaire]

The secret Bora leader is doing very well.

 

[Netserk]

Have we learned nothing from Remco's LBL and Vuelta wins.

He is a big time sandbagger.

Only time he was remotely honest was before last year's Vuelta when he tipped off he didn't quite have enough to win when he said a stage win with a podium means no more to him than 4 stage wins and a 12th overall

Ayuso getting his ass stomped big time

I was told that Evenepoel never sandbags. He is always completely honest.

 

[Ilmaestro99]

The secret Bora leader is doing very well.

After last few days it should no be such a secret

 

[RedheadDane]

Only just noticed...
what on earth was that on Tarling's glasses?

 

[Unterlenkerfahrend]

Tao with an okay ITT. Would be cool if he gets to the Tour in Giro 2020/23 shape, could fly under the radar.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Is he going to the Tour? Stage win incoming.

We'll see. They might decide to punish him for leaving the team.

 

[Berflamand]

If SOUDAL QUICKESTEP thinks, I agree
IF SOUDAL QUICKESTEP speaks, I listen
If SOUDAL QUICKESTEP fails, I greive
If the world is against SOUDAL QUICKESTEP, I am against the world
If SOUDAL QUICKESTEP has 7 billion haters, I am none of them
If SOUDAL QUICKESTEP has no fans, it's because I no longer exist.

SOUDAL QUICKESTEP, why am I reading that in Bramati's voice?

 

[Tim Cahill]

Any Remco-stalkers know what weight he's walking around with? Vuelta 2022 shape?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Only just noticed...
what on earth was that on Tarling's glasses?

It's called dvjzvhtkcx on Mars.