Cycling Classes with the Pros.

[RedheadDane]

Lesson given by Ph.D. A. Kiesenhofer.

Kiesenhofer is far too qualified to teach one of these classes.

 

[Volderke]

Kiesenhofer is far too qualified to teach one of these classes.

She at least gave the Dutch a free lesson in being humble, but I fear it didn't came across.

 

[RedheadDane]

She at least gave the Dutch a free lesson in being humble, but I fear it didn't came across.

Yes, but this thread is about lessons taught by people who are totally unqualified to teach said classes!
Or would you want to take descending lessons from Ilnur Zakarin?

 

[Volderke]

Yes, but this thread is about lessons taught by people who are totally unqualified to teach said classes!
Or would you want to take descending lessons from Ilnur Zakarin?

I hoped that overqualified people would also have a chance in the market

 

[Volderke]

after what just happened (I’m still gobsmacked), I have some:

1. how to avoid winning gold at the Olympics - 2 masterclasses by Annemiek van Vleuten

2. A fairly accurate model to asses breakaway numbers within 2 integers. Conference paper by Anna Vanderbreggen (in peer review at Lausanne university)

3. The art of sharing information - by Marianne Vos. Includes an interactive session about “How to use a chalkboard” by the Dutch cycling federation.

 

[Libertine Seguros]

3. The art of sharing information - by Marianne Vos. Includes an interactive session about “How to use a chalkboard” by the Dutch cycling federation.

The latter includes a guest lecture from Philippa York, author of "diplomacy: making friends in a foreign péloton"

 

[Ricco']

3. The art of sharing information - by Marianne Vos. Includes an interactive session about “How to use a chalkboard” by the Dutch cycling federation.

This is a very intensive course. After the first lesson yesterday, the students have another one, this time given jointly by the Dutch specialists and the UCI.

"How to communicate and analyse changes in track features with 21st century communication technologies - Challenges at hand and how to overcome them"

 

[CyclistAbi]

Radio silence as seen by ET cycling fan.

 

[Bolder]

How to rock rock gardens using only your instincts with Mathieu van der Poel.

 

[Armchair cyclist]

"The Social and Practical Importance of Mealtime Conversation" : Seminar given by Milan Vader. Attendance at this seminar is compulsory for students following multi-disciplinary programmes this semester, or who were late in arriving to register for this course.

 

[Mosul]

Aerosols, droplets, hand sanitizer and you: a complete course on basic precautions during a pandemic, with Fernando Gaviria.

How do I sign up for this course?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

It's not easy being green - Zen master Wout van Vert takes you on a relaxing three week journey around France, where you'll be able to totally unwind and find inner peace and happiness. The course is worth 480 ECTS points.

 

[lemon cheese cake]

How to play Hide and Seek like a pro - Astana

I'm trying hard but I can only remember seeing Lutsenko for the whole three weeks.

 

[shalgo]

How to be a Selfless Teammate at the Tour de France, with Wout van Aert

 

[RedheadDane]

"How to stay calm when your chain comes off" with Jonas Vingegaard.

 

[Valanga]

"How to stay calm when your chain comes off" with Jonas Vingegaard.

After completing this course, you can join an extra "bike fitting" session by Mr. Vingegaard.

 

[Devil's Elbow]

Grab the moment - how to get the best results at the biggest race when in top form, a course by Quinn Simmons.

 

[Põhja Konn]

"How to stay calm when your chain comes off" with Jonas Vingegaard.

With a guest appearance from an old master Andy Schleck.

 

[RedheadDane]

Just went through this entire thread, because why the heck not? Several gems in here.

Came across this:

14:00 AM: "Humans still don't deserve a rainy Paris-Roubaix" : microsoft teams call with GOD (maximum n* of participants = 40), followed by Evenepoel's rebuttals

Guess not even GOD could deny us our rainy Paris-Roubaix in the end.

Music and Lights: Spectacular transfer announcements, with Re(a)dheadDane, the experienced event planner.

I did not sign up for this!

I'm... not sure what that was about...

However, I am proud to announce that I will be teaching brand new class:

How to win CQ games

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I'm... not sure what that was about...

You wanted IPT to announce Alex Dowsett's contract extension with backing singers.

However, I am proud to announce that I will be teaching brand new class:

How to win CQ games

Can I be a guest lecturer on the subject of rigging games in your favour by constantly changing the rules?

 

[RedheadDane]

You wanted IPT to announce Alex Dowsett's contract extension with backing singers.

Oh, yeah... they made a typo, didn't they?

Can I be a guest lecturer on the subject of rigging games in your favour by constantly changing the rules?

Of course!

I'd also like to add another class: How to Actually Show Your Race on TV for an International Audience with the Tour de Pologne organisers.

 

[Libertine Seguros]

I'd also like to add another class: How to Actually Show Your Race on TV for an International Audience with the Tour de Pologne organisers.

Guest lecture from SweetSpot, with apologies from Jose Been.

 

[rallybanana]

How to improve your winning celebration? practice, practice, practice.
by Jasper Philipsen

 

[Jumbo Visma Fan :)]

How to lose your podium in less than an hour:A calm discussion led by Professor Miguel Angel Lopez
Covers all the basics on the best ways to lose your podium, which concludes in a photography session of people jumping in a Movistar car. Netflix sponsored, of course.

 

[42x16ss]

How to stay upright and not endanger the lives of World Tour riders on a high speed flat stage.

A joint presentation by the wild card teams at the TDF Femmes