Cycling Classes with the Pros.

[Koronin]

How to give your DS headaches - hosted by multiple riders with multiple strategies

 

[BlueRoads]

Not in the original meaning of this thread, but: Making love as a mountain domestique, with Sepp Kuss, Carlos Verona and Andrey Amador.

 

[Koronin]

How to test gearing for insanely hard mountain stages presented by team Jumbo-Visma

For additional lecture, How pick your own gearing against what the team recommends (and thus find a way to lose the race) with Alejandro Valverde.

 

[42x16ss]

This can be grouped in "How to Finish Your Job" class, with some other riders, including Dan Martin for the course on one-day race.

Simon Gerrans has expressed interest, but only to sit up the back and heckle...

 

[Armchair cyclist]

Art Class: How to draw a bike, with various riders.

That video should be sent to the Gianluca Gimini and his Velocipedia project: my favourite art site ever.

Velocipedia - Gimini

www.gianlucagimini.it

 

[ciranda]

Graphic design solutions for the small time entrepreneur by Gianni Savio

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Accordion according to Landa: A box set of 28 DVDs with thorough instructions on how to play all the greatest cycling hits.

Review:
I was looking for something to do during the off season and now I've finally found it!
In just a couple of days I learned to play my national anthem. Now I don't have to fear that ASO might use the Danish one by mistake in the future. 5 stars

- Tadej Polkačar

 

[del1962]

How to put your face in the wind before last few metres of a race by Simon Gerrans

Long range attacks by Primoz Roglic

How to maintain humility and not mention your trophies by Vincenzo Nibali

Bad poker techniques by Vincenzo Nibali and Primoz Roglic

Descending in the wet by Bradley Wiggins

 

[del1962]

The art of grinding by Chris Froome

 

[Gargamel35]

"How to develop great interview skills" by P. Roglič.

 

[macbindle]

How to manage winning multiple green jerseys whilst doing Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. With Peter Sagan

 

[Eddy Evenepoel]

How to fulfill your potential and achieve your big goal, by T.Pinot.

 

[jonathonestrando]

That rain jacket class is missing a lecture specifically for team leaders:

Getting a rain jacket from the team car when the race is on, by Prof. Alejandro Valverde

 

[ciranda]

Graphic design solutions for the small time entrepreneur by Gianni Savio

Think this one was great personally

 

[Leinster]

Talent Retention; How to hire and train the best, and make them want to stay.

Chaired by Iwan Spekenbrink.

 

[Armchair cyclist]

Beer advertising slogans of the 1970s: Rait Ärm

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Beer advertising slogans of the 1970s: Rait Ärm

I know nothingabout said slogans, but I guess he's their Rait Ärm man.

 

[42x16ss]

Retaining your star riders with Iwan Spekenbrink

Spekenbrink has returned to the speaking circuit with an old favourite as Hindley negotiates with Trek.

Meanwhile :

Setting quick release seatposts on the fly with Alex Howes

Maintaining a late two up attack with Kasia Niewiadoma and Elisa Longho Borghini

How to distinguish tiny Latin American climbers from large Australian rouleurs with Rob Hatch

 

[CyclistAbi]

Long range attacks by Primoz Roglic

Actually published in 2021.

 

[CyclistAbi]

Testa della Corsa by Chris Froome.

Knucklehead by Chris Horner.

TDF 2020 by Primož Roglič.

First Kuss by Libertine Seguros.

Magic Spanner by Carlton Kirby.

Cycling and sex life over 40s by Alejandro Valverde.

 

[Devil's Elbow]

We're overdue for some 2021 courses, aren't we?

The Slow Lane: Trade-offs between speed and safety on descents with Daniel Martin.

Preventing handshakes during pandemics in unorthodox ways with Nacer Bouhanni. Jake Stewart has expressed his displeasure at the staging of this course.

Benefits of co-leadership: Flemish edition, with Greg Van Avermaet and Oliver Naesen.

Setting up your sprinter in the front echelon with the Bora riders from Scheldeprijs.

 

[Libertine Seguros]

Optical Illusions, Perspectives and how you can appear to win when losing while winning: the life and work of MC Escher in the sport of cycling with Demi Vollering

 

[Boes]

Hunting class: Alternative ways to get yourself a nice pheasant in the hunt by Remco Evenepoel.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

The Art of the Heal: How to fully regain fitness after an injury, teached by professor of medicine Chris Froome.

Just an Illusion: How to correctly position a finish line and cameras near to it in order to get the winner you want, featuring leading Dutch and Belgian experts and a Turkish guest lecturer, who'll focus on how the use of multiple white lines can create confusion.

Music and Lights: Spectacular transfer announcements, with Re(a)dheadDane, the experienced event planner.

Grow with the Flow: Reach a peak height for the classics with the help of Tom Pidcock.

After these classes have concluded all students must relocate to the local cinema for the movie premiere of Being Chris Harper.

 

[RedheadDane]

Music and Lights: Spectacular transfer announcements, with Re(a)dheadDane, the experienced event planner.

I did not sign up for this!