Accordion according to Landa: A box set of 28 DVDs with thorough instructions on how to play all the greatest cycling hits.
Review: I was looking for something to do during the off season and now I've finally found it!
In just a couple of days I learned to play my national anthem. Now I don't have to fear that ASO might use the Danish one by mistake in the future. 5 stars
The Art of the Heal: How to fully regain fitness after an injury, teached by professor of medicine Chris Froome.
Just an Illusion: How to correctly position a finish line and cameras near to it in order to get the winner you want, featuring leading Dutch and Belgian experts and a Turkish guest lecturer, who'll focus on how the use of multiple white lines can create confusion.
Music and Lights: Spectacular transfer announcements, with Re(a)dheadDane, the experienced event planner.
Grow with the Flow: Reach a peak height for the classics with the help of Tom Pidcock.
After these classes have concluded all students must relocate to the local cinema for the movie premiere of Being Chris Harper.