You were the one who said people who don't shave can't be cyclists. Just because you live in a country where cycling unfortunately is so rare that 'cyclist' refers to a special group of people on bikes, rather than just people who uses bikes as the fast, easy and convinient method of transportation they are.
Instead of claiming that people who doesn't have can't be cyclists you need to transform everybody in your social-circles into cyclists themselves. For example: You say that Mrs laziali has had to accept your cyclist mentality, don't stop there!
Get her a bike!
And if you get children, bring them up with bikes from they're tiny!