Dear Wiggo said:
Tonton said:
My round 2 pick is in the doping news. Great
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Missing a control in itself is a possibility for any rider. That's the flaw with out of competition surprise visits: the guy may give an address but be at the local pub carbing up when the testers show up.
At a guess it was not a random / surprise visit though - but a test at his known location during a time slot he had nominated.
True. And I'm trying to imagine the script, the dialogues. Dawg says the staff told him testers had shown up, which implies the individuals introduced them as such.
Scene at the front desk:
"Good morning gentlemen, how may I assist you?
- We're here to dope test Dawg.
- We don't have any Mr. Dawg registered as a guest. It must be a mistake.
- I mean Froome, Chris Froome, a.k.a. Dawg, Froomey, Skeletor. We're here to bust the SOB.
- Sorry Sir, but our policy is to respect the privacy of our guests. May I take a message?
- Look Front Desk uptight guy: we've come a long way, already missed Piti and Nibbles, almost got kidnapped in Colombia, we won't leave empty handed. All we need to do is perform a quick test and bust the a$$hole.
- Again, I apologize, but it is against our policy.
- Can you get us something at least? Did he send his clothes to the cleaner? Common man, get me the bag. I'll give you 20 bucks."
And then, imagine the casual scene at the hotel restaurant, the Froomes having breakfast:
" Would you like another glass of our fresh squeezed orange juice from Ferrara Mr. Froome?
- Sure Nigel, thank you. And please congratulate the chef: the pan y agua continental is absolutely fantastic.
- Oh, I almost forgot. Earlier this morning, two gentlemen came to perform an out of competition test. Of course, we didn't let them disturb you.
- Great. Here's a hundred pounds Nigel, to split with the Front Desk agent."